Are Martians Legal?

[rocketwarrior]

A little confused by the current immigration policy, Barbie returns from outer space with an alien to help her around the house and replace her garage roof.

 

[hydralique]

Are you kidding?

Certainly not legal, I mean a martian just might be a terrorist! You never know - or even worse he might want to marry Barbie just to stay in the country and promote his terrorism.

Ooops! That martian looks like a GIRL martian, in which case she's less likely to be a terrorist, although being a martian one can't be sure. However, since the sky would fall if two girls got married, they can't do that which means the martian has GOT TO GO HOME!

 

[maytagbear]

I am always

intrigued, amused or ??? by your assemblages, Mark.

They're always well done, but this one just tickles me.

Thanks for posting it.

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[toggleswitch2]

Ya know why oh why do pepole still think of Martians as Green. What a stereotype.

Oh Mark what fun! How cool is that!

 

[rocketwarrior]

Green's so "in"

Steve, I agree, I think Martians being green is such a stereotype. Anyway, as I finish these assemblages, I often bring them with me to "Joe's Cafe" where I have breakfast with my legal assistant and place them on the counter for some morning "show and tell." Well, Tina, who owns/operates Joe's saw this piece and said the Martian should be green. Hmmmm. And the more I thought about it the more I agreed with her (not sure why) even though it was kind of counter to my inclinations. So, green it is.

 

[rocketwarrior]

Another Pic

This is the pic I am using on my greeting card.

 

[frigilux]

I love it that your pieces are both thought-provoking and humorous. Bravo!!

 

[yogitunes]

Green is so "IN" thats it's "OUT"....lol

 

[sudsman]

Built a FIRE under that thing

And show that snotty little bitch some real HOT pants!

 

[vintagesearch]

LMAO this really made my day LOL are martians legal? only if they pay taxes here while they work damn it! ROFL those "greeners"!

 

[yogitunes]

gives new meaning to "GREEN CARD"

 

[kenmoreforever]

My neighbor isn't Martian but she isn't from our universe. Who mows their yard at 3 a.m.?Vampire maybe?

 

[pturo]

Legal Martinis

Martinis are certainly legal in the US, but one has to acquire a taste for them, green or not.

 

[spankomatic]

Barbie is also making a claim on her alien abduction policy which will be denied because Martians are not covered in the policy.

Now that her space ship is back on Earth it must be retrofited to meet energy star compliance. It will no longer have enough power to get higher than a piece of toast flying out of a toaster. What will Barbie do? Call Ken? I wonder what major Tom knows about this?