I'm Thoroughly Versatile
Although currently I can't claim to be a top kind of guy (OK, everybody who knows me well, really I'm not lying) I'm looking to change that if I can get my partner to cooperate ;-)
I've arrived at the conclusion that I don't like tackling towels from the side. They need to be topped and made to submit to a deep penetrating and thorough cleaning, and I'm working on getting another laundry connection arranged so I can facilitate the appropriate treatment from a top that hefty contestants such as towels require.