ARIZONA wash-in March/ April 2006

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Initiation Process . . . . .

Well Brown Eyed Girl:

First: The complete body shave.

Second: Sccrifice of virgin to the appliance gods...(we may have to skip this part, (Lack of volutnteers and eleigible parties).

Third: classic ball-room dances. CHA CHA CHA

Fourth: OKTOBERFEST type booze-fest, drinking songs (social lubrication, ya know.)

Fifth: Lots of black leather.

JUST KIDDING.

THINK 60's style hippie love-in. (without chemical substances) There truly is lots of comraderie and instant affection.
 
No razor stubble, but......

Geez...all I can say is that I still have a rash from the complete body shave. ;-)
 
well Ray, since you asked.....

all of the above 5 stages, plus..

a frilly ballerina tu-tu in pink, with tights.
a swifter mop in the left hand
a broom in the right hand
a feather duster right up the old wazzou.
and a wet sponge in the mouth

we will spin you around and around for hours.
Once the three hosts homes are immaculate clean, no STERILE clean, we will have our way with you. By which I mean forcing you to serve us food and drinks in yet antoher outfit TBD (to be determined).

Will that work for you? LOL ROFL LMAO
 

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