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I always have the lamest porn star/stripper/drag names...

Moonunit Cherokee? WTH?

Spike Coolidge?

Twinkie Coolidge?

I'm just sticking to my middle name.
 
porn star/stripper/drag names....

Mine would be Pinkie Fulton, Wizmo Monte Cristo, Tank Ronhill, Moosie Ronhill, and now Zowie Berrywood.

They all suck! :) I want a SEXY name. LOL

Maybe if I took my first pet's name (Pinkie) and put it with my current street (Berrywood), it would be better. It's still not Porn Star quality!
 
Brneyedgrl

Extra points if your street is named after an Indian tribe.

HOpefully if my cousin's apartment over the barn becomes available soon... Tweety La Cote! Right out the birdcage, dahlink!
 
Presenting Miss Blackie Lewis and her incredible fans in a tasteful rendition of Smoke Gets In Your Eyes.
 
butch name

I know a gal who's butch name could be Chaps Smith

hehehe... it goes both ways.

"And now opening up for the fabulous Kitt Lena, Miss Blackie Lewis, and then Miss Lena will come out and perform her tantilizingly arousing rendition of Smoke On The Water."

"It will be fabulous dawlink"
 
Whatever happened to........

My favorites names and performers:

Shelita Hamm, Sofonda Peters, Kitty Liter, Candy Kiss, Gilda Golden, Satyn DeVille, Layonna Davenport, Ida Hoe, Lukesha Lucky, Roxanne Russell and Lilly White.

Almost the sublime to the ridiculous.
 
Just teasing!

I was just kidding you!! You have such a great sense of humor. I would love to introduce you to my uncle Jett who has the same wit as you. He is in the same situation as you (Anita Mann) but is not in a location where it's too easy to find one. He lives with my Grandmother in Sun City AZ (the retirement place) and he's not ready for that by any means! He is doing the good son thing and helping out his Mom but in the mean time, he is not doing much for himself. If I had a pic, I'd send it. I think I might have one I could scan in though......... :)
 

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