CANTONESE CACOPHONY: INSANITY AT JIMMY'S

[mickeyd]

First, the Phabulous Philco: Jimmy's machine is the Washerboy's equivalent of a Choir Monks' Wet Dream. After the wash pause which is GE-esque in length, it begins the wonderful drain-spin combo dance, but FLAPPER IS STILL GOING !!!!! So, the wash cycle, people, is still in session. Unbelievable. Now here's where the dream begins. The wash/spin/drain lasts for about a half minute, then it pauses briefly. Now it resumes the flapping spinning draining with a huge waterfall spray rinse. Next is where the dream gets wet: this flap, spin,. drain, spray REPEATS, then again, three or four times. Comatose by the, I can't really say.

Start the circular and up&down water currents

 

[mickeyd]

Now add the cool famous blond lady's clothes

;'D Hope Robert got a shot of the "Contourfill"; he had 'er already filled up when I started.

 

[toggleswitch2]

Now does this rotate one way or oscillate two ways? I never could tell!

 

[mickeyd]

suds galore

:+>

 

[mickeyd]

Everything at once

#1

 

[mickeyd]

Everything at once

#2

 

[mickeyd]

Rinse

and close-up of flappulation

 

[mickeyd]

Second, the Kelvinator, and this is what I meant by the INSA

Kelvi before roid rage with Jimmy's pretty green and white sheets

 

[mickeyd]

the wash

oh my! skeletal suds

 

[mickeyd]

Water Nymphs and Sea Horses

We had to sneak this shot when Jimmy left the room, because the lid is not supposed to be open for this part of the cycle. Here's what happens in a Kelvi rinse. After the agitated overflow, the agitation stops for a long decadent full blown overflow, where the tub actually fills beyond what the upper tub slits can take away. Then the agitation starts, as as you can see, there is so much water rocketing about that the sheets are now invisible.

How do you like that sea horse, Baby Dolls, with that frog trying to lap him up at about 1 & 2 o'clock.

 

[mickeyd]

Stevie, it actually undulates like a manta ray's fins wh

DINNER BREAK

I'll be back with the people, a few true Aworg legends, one rarely seen, and the jokes, and the fun stuff later tonight.

I PROMISE!

Please come back.

It will be wicked fun.

 

[goblue]

love the kelvy pictures. Philco brings back painful memories of a philco i saw when i was 21 at a yard sale for $10 and passed on it.

 

[frigilux]

Great pics of two exotic agitation styles. Thanks, mickeyd!

 

[mickeyd]

Shot of a life time; had to fix the glare; thankx for the in

Who knows when I'll ever get a chance to snap the Kelvi's ecstasy of rinse?

 

[mickeyd]

Two grand and legendary and beloved patriarchs of Aworg.

To hear the sugary drawl of Gyrafoam juxtaposed with the intoxicating lilt of Chestermike was phonemic heaven for old cracked English teacher like me.

Gyra: Blackjack told me that Mickey said you'd need a mountain and a locomotive and a Swiss bank to conquer the likes of Jon, Robert, Mark, and me, and good luck cuz yud loooooze anywaaaay.

Chester: Jimmy told me Mickey's a bit loose, his lift not goin' to the top. Me, I think 'is lif's thru the fokin' roof, meself. Cheers!

 

[mickeyd]

Let's throw some fairy dust to see who's gay and who

Wild rumors are circulating that Steve and Mike are not gay

There's three Mikes here and a Jack from England, Mike on the right, Mike on the left, Jack in the middle, and Mike behind the camera,

And what a blast Jack was, a gifted videographer, can't wait to see his flix.

These guys were great. We had so much fun;'D

 

[mickeyd]

The dust worked its magic--YAY !!!!! GAY !!!!!

That Gyra is a sweet heart is one of Aworg's best kept secrets. That Chester is the best is known around the world.

 

[mayfan69]

Would Jimmy have any extra spares from the Philco?

Hi Mickey,

I was just wondering do you know if Jimmy would have any spares from the Philco?

I have an Aussie made "Healing/Thor Goddess" which is a Philco made under licence. It needs a new agitator boot and disk...so far, my contacts here in Oz have not been able to help. Ive also sent an email to Robert, so will see if he can help, but thought as Jimmy has one, he may have some spares.

Any help would be appreciated.

Cheers
Leon

 

[mickeyd]

Who's screwing like rabbits?

Remember Poe's Raven with someone tap tap taping at my chamber door and the Tell-tale Heart with something pounding under the floorboards driving the both guys crazy? Well above the din of all the people talking and eating and moving in Jimmy's giant garage--you've heard of double garages?--well, Jimmy's is a quadruple or quintuple or more--it's enormous and wide open.

Despite all of that noise and space, above it all was a pounding, a hammering, someone's fuggin' madly. Two submarine's are copulating. I exaggerate only slightly. You could hear this all over. I thought of sweet old Eleanor, a wonderful maiden colleague who left just as I began my career. She said that lottle men were banging inside her head. If you're listening, Dear, I now know what you meant.

Here is the giant phallus causing all the ruckus

 

[mickeyd]

Jimmy's Wizard of Oz Master Control

it's a stove, a clock, a washer, a dryer, and a refrigerator

 

[gyrafoam]

Mickey---------

Thanks for sharing the photos!!!!!!!!
Was so good to meet you!
What a great wash-in! Jimmy really went all out!
Fabulous collection of everything---appliances,cars,furniture, tchotchkies,etc.!

 

[mickeyd]

Where I'm going--into the spanking machine because my pi

Imagine the giant 4 paddle Norge Agitator in that small tub going at high torque. Water wouldn't stand a chance in hell of staying in that machine.

 

[mickeyd]

Everybody was wonderful, and--Boy-oh-boy, does the Vac club

When I won a raffle and had to pick a vacuum, I had to sit down, not knowing what to take. They waited patiently, and told me to go for the Hoover Concept. They gave me the best pick, and were so gracious, I'll never forget it. I made new friends, and learned something VERY BIG.

Cyberspace limits us. Even though some people were just as I fun as you'd expect, a few others whom I didn't really care especially for turned out to be amazing and became my best friends.

Therefore, the few you think you don't like will be the ones you love the most.

 

[Brent-Aucoin]

Awesome Photo's!
Thanks so much for posting them!
Jimmy, your machines look great!
It was great to see everyone in the photo's!
Good Times!
Brent

 

[tuthill]

Great phots, great machines! Thanks!

 

[mickeyd]

Brent, I'm so glad I went. What they say is true: these events are non-stop elevations of heart.

Leon, Steve or Jimmy told me that Mark Lightedcontrols knows someone who has the mold to make the boots. In time, you'll be in luck!

Steve, meeting and chatting with you was wild and a highlight of the tour.

Goblue, the enhanced Kevi shot is for you.

 

[mickeyd]

Here's a shot of the agitator

If you watch Nature and have seen smaller rays swim and studied their fins, you'll see that the Philco's moves are identical. It's uncanny and amazing when you realize that the agitator IS the aquatic creature in the washer's ocean

 

[mickeyd]

Watching that thing wobble while spinning, draining, and spr

Now for some spooky bedtime nonsense. The actual photo of this shot has a two-headed being at exactly 9 o'clock, but close to the center. The real photos are smaller than our posted versions, so I'm going to guess at the size since I don't know it.

IT TOOK. CAN YOU SEE THE FACES BETWEEN THE RACKS? One is facing us, and hooked to it is another facing right. I knew I'd catch an alien and a spirit sooner or later. Halleluia!!!! Sweet dreams, Buddies!!!! ;'D

XXOO

Mike

 

[petek]

Geeze there were washers there too? I didn't get much past the myriad of mixers, blenders, toasters, transistor radios, hassock fan and percolators and that doesn't even include his kitchen. LOL

I'll bet you never even noticed his Toast-O-lator downstairs did ya!!!

 

[mickeyd]

Hassock fan??? My word, how could I have missed it? I WAS TO

Eugenio and Jethro Tull, I never saw you come in. Thanks. You're always welcome!

Pete, I see you've recovered nicely.

Come on Guys and Gals, tell me you see the faces in the dishwasher.