Caught my tile contractor....

[lightedcontrols]

....doing Crack! Hi everyone! Things are starting to happen and get finished here in Wytheville. I am in hopes of moving in sometime in August. Just needed a laugh and thought that maybe some of you did too!!! Mark

 

[frigilux]

Yes, a bit of levity is always welcome. Please don't tell this poor fellow you've put his butt-crack online, LOL!

'Tis the season for household projects, apparently. My next door neighbor is also having his house re-shingled, so the block is rockin', today.

I sent pics of both worksites to my sister, who e-mailed back and assured me I had the cuter crew. My sister is so great...

 

[rickr]

lol!! Your too much Mark!! I bet you cannot wait to move into your new home, and I cannot wait to see some more pixs of it either.

 

[thomasortega]

Nice butt... $100
The concrete smell... $25
A cute handyman... $20/hour
24,5cm of pure brazilian meat deep inside that ass... PRICELESS

Man, I love "masturcard"!

(sorry for the nasty words)

 

[toggleswitch2]

I've heard about those Brazilian barbeque restaruants.

They are not to be missed.

LOL ROFL LMAO.
STOP IT I'M GONNA DIE! *LOL*

 

[thomasortega]

Well... I'm not talking about barbecue... LOL

But yes, our barbecure restaurants are really the best in the World... (now talking about the restaurants)

About the other "meat" we´re on 3rd place... 2nd place are the british and german (they are longer but too thin) and 1st place, the africans (Huge, but doesn´t get hard). LOL

 

[tlee618]

Mark, thanks for bringing a smile to our faces today!!

 

[foraloysius]

Oh! A man's decolleté! LOL

 

[~sudsshane]

OMG Mark!

I think we have the same floor! We just recently replaced our floor in the kitchen and Florida Room with a tile that looks identical to yours. Is it 20X20?

 

[gansky1]

I think I just peed a little!

LOL!

 

[lightedcontrols]

the tile...

...is a Florida sandstone 18''X 18'' that will be sealed. I think it's really going to look great. I'm using it upstairs in the breezeway, down past the movie theater, into the wine celler, bar and billiards room, and the hall that leads to the classic appliance sanctuary! Mark

 

[~sudsshane]

are the ends of the tile distressed?

 

[lightedcontrols]

No, honey, I'm the one that's distressed! Mark

 

[~sudsshane]

awww....

me too..time for a cocktail? =)~

 

[lightedcontrols]

I was wrong!

Now that I look at the pallet, I find that it is unfinished marble from Italy! It's name is Terra Light. (less filling) Here's a photo of a tile. Mark

 

[iheartmaytag]

24.5CM ??? or about 10 1/2 inches!!!


Not that anyone doubts you, but a picture is worth a 1,000 words

I feel so inadequate.

 

[thomasortega]

Pictures?

I feel so... so.... so.... how can I say....
Shocked! LOL

Of course I will never post (or take a picture) of my "little" friend.

 

[rp2813]

This strikes me as the "upside" shall we say, of the otherwise moronic "sagger" phenomenon.

I'm looking forward to the various contractors we'll have around at our new place. Hoping to go with PLU when we can.

 

[iheartmaytag]

Ok, no pictures

But, wouldn't that qualify as a Bob load?

(I'm leaving, I'm leaving)

 

[appnut]

Mark, you crack me up!!! But don't get too behind in your work lol. Bob

 

[thomasortega]

But, wouldn't that qualify as a Bob load?

What's the size of your washer?

 

[pturo]

Be careful, the crack is addictive.
Sure, it starts simple and harmless from a photo op source like your tile contractor.
Before you know it, you will be seeking crack in dark and unknown places, unable to control your crack imput or even your life.

 

[thomasortega]

uhum....

 

[fonografmaniac]

dude doens't know it, but he was on aw-camera, lol!

 

[nmaineman36]

10.5 inches...eeek! What do you do with that? Throw it over your shoulder and burp it?!?! I like to be able to walk afterwards thankyou very much! Talk about the Brazilian Impaler....ouch!

 

[thomasortega]

.. let me ger an universal measuring tape...
here in Brazil we use the metric system... I don't know how many inches.

 

[thomasortega]

Just checked... (the conversion chart)
it's 9.7 inches

I'm ashamed.

 

[nmaineman36]

Still thats plenty...you have nothing to be ashamed of at all. I kinda like the metric version...makes it sound so how can i say it ...ah so big...yeah thats the phrase I want. Every size Queen in town would be knocking at your door. Size to me doesnt matter...you can have a huge one and still be lacking in the bedroom. As i say..its not the size of the pencil you have its how you write with it that matters most.

 

[Brent-Aucoin]

Very funny!
Can you get his face also next time so we have something to work with?
Glad your home is shaping up! I know you are ready!
Brent

 

[westyslantfront]

Hi Mark....Glad to hear that you will be able to move in to your new home next month. Best of luck to you.

Ross