Subarus, Pick-up Trucks, and Land Lines
If they have any rainbow, "celebrate diversity" or "random acts of kindness" sort of stickers, I'm going to say that outside of San Francisco city and county limits, there is not any "% chance" the vehicle belongs to a lesbian. It absolutely does. Period.
And if you see any sort of "bear" related sticker or license plate frame, the car will likely be some type of Japanese buzz bomb and have some sort of 30-ish straight chick behind the wheel who probably enjoys the pastime of "crafting."
Both scenarios are equally aggravating.
Even the leather flag/motif stickers are seriously hit and miss. Only a bear flag/motif gets my attention anymore since it's the only one that implies an actual man is at the helm.
Now about cell phones. Well, they are junk. They drop calls, they have interference, they are annoying in public, they cause traffic accidents probably by the minute across the nation, and have resulted in consumers accepting sub-par transmission quality that would prompt any landline subscriber to get on the horn to 611 post haste.
Landlines RULE! You want your national security communications system to use i-phones? I think not.
