But Jason, picking your nose doesn't use bandwidth, unless you post the videos on your web site!
Re. "FAP." Fair, my left buttock! The ability of these corporations' marketing departments to come up with oxymoronic euphemisms never fails to amaze me.
Meanwhile, I use SBC (now AT&T California) DSL. Works OK. No complaints.
Re. phone service via fiber optic (as well as Vonage etc.): IMHO, with 20+ years in the telephone systems industry, "local battery" residential telephones are a step back by about 90 years. For office phone systems, fine, you need the AC mains to run the PBX unit. But for residential phones, power should come from the central office, period. No on-site batteries, no "you have four hours to use the phone" (after which the home-invasion robbers come to town and you're screwed). And none of this "sorry, can't dial 911" BS, which by the way has killed people.
The idea that people in the 21st century would have to put up with anything less than 100% uptime for a basic telephone is absurd, obscene, unnecessary, and makes my blood boil.