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An Irishman, Jew and Italian were playing golf one day. They noticed that the group in front of them were playing lousy, all over the course and not letting them play through.
Finally, after waiting almost 20 minutes at each tee for the first nine holes they stormed into the clubhouse and demanded to see the pro.
"Sir, the group ahead of us are playing slow and won't let us golf through and they are all over the course!"
"I know, said the pro. That's our blind leauge, they have special needs"
"Oh sweet Jesus I am sorry, and feel terrible. I would like to contribute 1000 bucks to thier cause.", replied the Irishman
"Put me down for double that, we were acting like putzes" said the Jew
"Why the fuck can't they play at night? said the Italian.
Finally, after waiting almost 20 minutes at each tee for the first nine holes they stormed into the clubhouse and demanded to see the pro.
"Sir, the group ahead of us are playing slow and won't let us golf through and they are all over the course!"
"I know, said the pro. That's our blind leauge, they have special needs"
"Oh sweet Jesus I am sorry, and feel terrible. I would like to contribute 1000 bucks to thier cause.", replied the Irishman
"Put me down for double that, we were acting like putzes" said the Jew
"Why the fuck can't they play at night? said the Italian.
