Favorite Saying or Expression

[rickr]

My Gramp's favorite (1905-1989)

"He doesn't know sh-- from apple butter"!!

 

[rocky2]

He's so stupid he couldn't count his balls twice and come up with the same answer.

 

[jerry]

Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone.

 

[doityrselfguy]

I'm busier than a one-legged man in an a**-kicking contest.

 

[mrmaytag]

These are some of my favorites:

"I'm sorry, the batteries in my magic wand are dead and new ones are coming over on a slow boat from China."

"Do you want a little cheese with that whine?"

"This is not Burger King and you cannot have it your way"

"He/She is crazy as a bedbug"

"I'll be on you like ugly on an ape"

"No S#&@ Sherlock!"

Dennis

 

[patpackrat]

(Referring to a cheapskate) -- As tight as a frog's a** under water

Another -- If you want unconditional love, get a dog!

 

[mulls]

Sayings

My grandmothers favorite"idle hands are the devil's workshop"
My favorite"off like a prom dress"
Another response to a stupid question-"does Howdy Doody have a wooden d***?"or"would a hobo eat a ham sandwich?"
"I'll hit you so hard your drivers license will have a black eye"

Tom

 

[spiralactivator]

Favorite saying...?

"NO WIRE HANGERS!!!"

 

[david]

Here's Mine Y'all-

"We don't have time to do it right, but we have time to do it over"- Nuff' said!

 

[cleanteamofny]

"Do I have to listen to this SH*T again?"
"If you gonna do bad, do bad all by yourself!"
"B-Back in a minuet!" (when it's really and hour)

 

[cleanteamofny]

I forgot the most important one......

Stupid is, what stupid does?!?!
They stay Stupid!!!