"I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner" and the similar "Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A"
Favourite Appliance Jingle?
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Hey Charger
I just found some Hey Charger ads on youtube...
I just found some Hey Charger ads on youtube...
Bing Crosby for Shell Oil
Keep going well, keep going Shell,
You can be sure of Shell
Keep going well, keep going Shell,
You can be sure of Shell
Possibly the most un-imaginative jingle ever
but it works remarkably well
Rael-Brook Toplin, the shirt you don't iron
Rael-Brook Toplin, the shirt you don't iron
Rael-Brook Toplin, the shirt you don't iron
Rael-Brook Toplin, the shirt you don't iron
Rael-Brook Toplin, the shirt you don't iron
etc etc etc etc
Don't believe me? Here it is ....
but it works remarkably well
Rael-Brook Toplin, the shirt you don't iron
Rael-Brook Toplin, the shirt you don't iron
Rael-Brook Toplin, the shirt you don't iron
Rael-Brook Toplin, the shirt you don't iron
Rael-Brook Toplin, the shirt you don't iron
etc etc etc etc
Don't believe me? Here it is ....
Fairy Liquid
I jest not - it is a leading brand (P&G) in the UK. From the 1960s
Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face
With mild green, Fairy Liquid
I jest not - it is a leading brand (P&G) in the UK. From the 1960s
Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face
With mild green, Fairy Liquid
Heinz Baked Beans
2 that I rememeber:
Don't be mean with the beans, Mum
Beanz
Meanz
Heinz
and
A Million housewives everyday
Pickup a tin of beans and say
Beanz
Meanz
Heinz
No link this time I am afraid
2 that I rememeber:
Don't be mean with the beans, Mum
Beanz
Meanz
Heinz
and
A Million housewives everyday
Pickup a tin of beans and say
Beanz
Meanz
Heinz
No link this time I am afraid
And how could I have forgotten
Hotpoint washes extra clean
Cleaner than you've ever seen
Hotpoint .. cannot tangle clothes
Hotpoint washes extra clean
Cleaner than you've ever seen
Hotpoint .. cannot tangle clothes
Danemodsandy
I remember the "Use Ajax the foaming cleanser" commercial too;however, I sang it this way when I was in kindergarten in 1955 and sang it for song time. My mother got a phone call. lol
"Use Kotex, the foaming cleanser, (bum, bum)
cleans the dirt,right down the drain." Mrs. Hammond was not amused.
I also, during the infamous song time, sang this, and mom really got a phone call and a visit to school on this one. I won't put all of the words here because I don't want to offend anyone. To the tune of Dixie. "Oh I wish I was in the land of molasses, sticking pins in etc. etc. etc.
Poor Mrs. Hammond. I think the poor dear retired soon there after. I remember her saying to the teacher next to our room. " I got a new rug this year for those kids to sit on and one has already peed all over it!" "There is this one kid who always sings dirty songs too." mmm, Now I wonder who that could have been? I wonder what kind of washer Mrs. Hammond had?
I remember the "Use Ajax the foaming cleanser" commercial too;however, I sang it this way when I was in kindergarten in 1955 and sang it for song time. My mother got a phone call. lol
"Use Kotex, the foaming cleanser, (bum, bum)
cleans the dirt,right down the drain." Mrs. Hammond was not amused.
I also, during the infamous song time, sang this, and mom really got a phone call and a visit to school on this one. I won't put all of the words here because I don't want to offend anyone. To the tune of Dixie. "Oh I wish I was in the land of molasses, sticking pins in etc. etc. etc.
Poor Mrs. Hammond. I think the poor dear retired soon there after. I remember her saying to the teacher next to our room. " I got a new rug this year for those kids to sit on and one has already peed all over it!" "There is this one kid who always sings dirty songs too." mmm, Now I wonder who that could have been? I wonder what kind of washer Mrs. Hammond had?
twinniefan
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A few more come to mind
I have thought of a few more funny jingles/advertising slogans, although not all appliance related.
1.Simpson-since 1853,truly reliable.
2.Rank Arena- the freshest ideas in refrigeration.
3.From the wondeful world of General Electric.
4.Ezi-Kleen, makes cleaning easy(Ezi-Kleen was a spray on cleansing foam cleanser.)
5.Hit em'with the ol Pea-Beu,hit em with the ol Pea-Beu, hit em high hit em low hit em with the ol Pea-Beu.(Pea-Beu is an insect spray.)
6. I'm foreman material!! that's my Ajax, with it's blue beads of bleach.!!
Gizmo, thanks for posting Uncle Sam and Charger, that really bought back memories.
I have thought of a few more funny jingles/advertising slogans, although not all appliance related.
1.Simpson-since 1853,truly reliable.
2.Rank Arena- the freshest ideas in refrigeration.
3.From the wondeful world of General Electric.
4.Ezi-Kleen, makes cleaning easy(Ezi-Kleen was a spray on cleansing foam cleanser.)
5.Hit em'with the ol Pea-Beu,hit em with the ol Pea-Beu, hit em high hit em low hit em with the ol Pea-Beu.(Pea-Beu is an insect spray.)
6. I'm foreman material!! that's my Ajax, with it's blue beads of bleach.!!
Gizmo, thanks for posting Uncle Sam and Charger, that really bought back memories.
I'm a bit surprised---------
No "Every day's a Holiday with Hotpoint!"?
Lawrence/Maytagbear
No "Every day's a Holiday with Hotpoint!"?
Lawrence/Maytagbear
danemodsandy
Well-known member
And What About...
...This from Zenith?
"The quality goes in before the name goes on."
...This from Zenith?
"The quality goes in before the name goes on."
Ajax and Pea-Beu
Hi Steve,
You're on a roll! I remember those, along with most of the other Aussie ones, too.
Another one came to mind, although it's not for applicances. Anyone remember the brand? Put on your best fake Scots accent and say:
"Y'canna hanna manna granna spanna"
Sidchrome hand tools!
Hi Steve,
You're on a roll! I remember those, along with most of the other Aussie ones, too.
Another one came to mind, although it's not for applicances. Anyone remember the brand? Put on your best fake Scots accent and say:
"Y'canna hanna manna granna spanna"
Sidchrome hand tools!
twinniefan
Well-known member
I just had to add a couple more
I know I know how tragic is this, but I jsut had to add a few more I really need to get a proper life l.o.l. l.o.l.
1.Hoover-"Your clothes are coming out so much cleaner, Hoover was here, and your carpets are lasting so much longer, Hoover was here."from abut the late 1970's I think.
2.Mrs Mcgregor's margarine-(scottish accent please.),Och! you canna buy better than Mrs. Mcgregor, you canna buy better than Mrs. Mcgregor, it's a wonderful margarine, it's got vitamin a and vitamin b which is good for your eyes, skin and teeth, Och! you canna buy better than Mrs. Mcgregor, it's a wonderful margarine."(A very short lived product, I wonder why??).
3. Arnott's biscuits- there is no substitute for quality.
I know I know how tragic is this, but I jsut had to add a few more I really need to get a proper life l.o.l. l.o.l.
1.Hoover-"Your clothes are coming out so much cleaner, Hoover was here, and your carpets are lasting so much longer, Hoover was here."from abut the late 1970's I think.
2.Mrs Mcgregor's margarine-(scottish accent please.),Och! you canna buy better than Mrs. Mcgregor, you canna buy better than Mrs. Mcgregor, it's a wonderful margarine, it's got vitamin a and vitamin b which is good for your eyes, skin and teeth, Och! you canna buy better than Mrs. Mcgregor, it's a wonderful margarine."(A very short lived product, I wonder why??).
3. Arnott's biscuits- there is no substitute for quality.
laundromat
Well-known member
soft white by Mr Magoo
"General Electric, Soft White."
"General Electric, Soft White."
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