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As a child loved when commercials for "Whirlpool" came on television, mainly for the jingle:

........ Whirlpool won't make a mess of your permanent press........Whirlpool has so many ways to get you through your busy day..Whirlpool!

Just the sort of thing to stick in a housewife's mind for when new appliances were needed.
 
The only jingle I can remember at this point is:

"You'll wonder where the yellow went,
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent."

OK, so it's a toothpaste, not an appliance. But toothpaste contains sodium dodecyl sulfate, which is a synthetic detergent (similar to what is found in shampoo), and detergents are used in washers, and washers are appliances.

Right?

;-)
 
You get more
With a Kenmore
Cuz Kenmore has so much more to give

I think that's how it went.
 
" Oh it's Maytag's turn to do your dishes, yes it's Maytag's turn to get em clean. And it's your turn to get a Maytag, for dishes that sparkle, for dishes that gleam ,you can't buy a better dishwashing machine." MAYTAG, THE DEPENDABILITY PEOPLE.
 
Close, but no cigar, but I jut can't help myself.

*Jingle* "Mister Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute.....

Mister Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it .....

Mister Clean! ..... Mister Clean!..... Mister Clean! ..............

Then He'd wink and either his teeth or his earring would sparkle and gleam. Loved it to death. Still sing it!

And then of couse there was: "And that's Automatic Washing ....... The Frigidairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre way! It was so cool the way the guy held the "R".

That one only gets recited in the shower, holding the "R" so long and so loud till I sound like a crazy person. Try and see if you don't laugh yourself dry ;'D
 
My Favourite:

Didn't have words - it was the little musical sign-off at the end of '60s Whirlpool commercials. Only twelve notes long, it sounded electronic; I have never been able to find it online. Scoured YouTube, Googled my fingers to the bone. Nothing. Zip. Nada.

Anyone else remember it?
 
Wow! Skinni Mini yea it's crazy but wize!
a washer that washes and a dryer that dries.
Two single units yes a seperate pair
Only two feet wide.So,it fits anywhere
Skinni-Mini.
Fits almost anywhere!

FRIGIDAIRE bothers to BUILD-IN more help.
 
Here are a few I remember

1.Kelvinator-has something for everyone.
2.You can get more out of a Westinghouse,(fridge.),because you can get more in.
3.Guesss who's mum's got a Whirlpool with Dame Edna Everage.
4.Philips want you to have the very best there is.
5.You can rely on Pye(going back many years now.)
6.For better food protection,depend on Frigidaire,the best refrigerators you will find anywhere.
For a few non appliance ones.
1.Ordinary powders get clothes ordinary clean,but Drive strives for total clean.
2.Wax,dust and polish as you clean with Mr. Sheen.(I think I may have that in wrong order, if anyone can correct, please do.)
3.My all time favourite,
"Louie the fly,I'm Louie the fly, straight from rubbish tip to you, spreading disease with the greatest of ease, straight from rubbish tip to you I'm bad and mean and mighty unclean,afraid of nobody, except the man with the can of Mortein I hate that word Mortein. aaarrrggghhh(after being sprayed with about half a can of Mortein.)
One spray and Louie the fly, apple of his old mother's eye was Louie,poor old Louie, Louie the fly a victim of Mortein."
Cheers.
Steve.
 
Well, I don't know if this counts, exactly,

but as kids, we had 'alternative' lyrics to those hideous evergreens we were constantly being forced to sing in school assemblies, at school Christmas, Thanksgiving, etc. nights for our 'dear parents'.

One of our favorites was that charming little ditty which we slightly re-worded:

So buy some COM-et and VOM-et today!

A-hem, well, most of the other really big ones have already been mentioned. I, too, remember that little electronic ditty from Whirlpool...but can't quite get it down pat.
 
You guys are astounding!

I can't recall a single appliance jingle, though I must have seen thousands of 'em! I can remember just Mr. Clean, and "Oh Fab, I'm glad, they added all fabric brightners to the lemon-freshened borax, in you" "It's less toil with Lestoil, so clean the Lestoil way"

I can, however, recall dozens of jingles for cigarettes from the 50s and 60s. "You'll be smoking cool, cool, all the time, when you come up to Kool" "A hint, of mint, makes the difference. So cool, that you'll know the difference. It's soft smoking, with cool menthol, it's so refreshing while you're smoking Newport filter cigarettes, Newport filter cigarettes (fade)"

Now, ask me anything about algebra or geometry >blank<
 
Iowa Is GREAT!

I cannot tell you how pleased I am with both Iowa and Waterloo - this is a great place to be. The pace is less hurried, the cost of living is lower, and people are very nice and friendly. You get smiles and "hellos" everywhere you go.

Some things are very different. Iowa's soil is visually startling to someone who, like me, grew up in the South, because it's incredibly rich, fertile black loam. In Georgia, the soil is a mix of red clay and sand that has to be coaxed (at great expense) to grow any landscaping worth having. There is more corn here than I have ever seen anywhere in my life! Great fields of it line the highways, and there are even some fields within a mile or two of downtown Waterloo. My understanding is that it's all feed and ethanol corn, not food corn. Soybean fields are also everywhere; that crop is rotated with corn to keep fields productive. A lot of vegetation is different, like the pine trees here - they're short-leaf pines, not the long-leaf variety I'm so wearily familiar with (If I never pick long-leaf pine needles out of my hidden windshield wipers' well again, I will be very happy, trust me!).

Waterloo is big enough to have all the major chain stores like Old Navy and Target, but small enough to have local and regionally-owned retail that still has some character. I'm already very fond of Fareway, a grocery store that looks like it's still 1972 (the cashiers even have their hair done!). Hy-Vee, the major grocery chain, is Iowa-owned, but it's pretty much like big chain grocers everywhere, very slick and up-to-date. I've also been introduced to Menard's, which isn't in the South, and it's more to my liking than either Home Depot or Lowe's, both of which are also here.

Thrifts here have good finds; I just ran across a Lane bar cabinet that will house my TV and video machine. It looks something like an old Stromberg-Carlson TV console, which is why I wanted it. Used appliances are plentiful and cheap. Cars are too, but rust is a factor, because the roads are salted in winter.

The friendliness I've run into extends even to businesses; I recently went to Veridian, the big Iowa credit union most people here use instead of a bank, to join up. I was treated with a courtesy that is long gone in many major cities. I did have some difficulty getting a driver's licence and tagging the car I bought after getting here, but that was due to my own lack of foresight. A birth certificate is now a requirement, due to today's security concerns, and I'd left mine in storage in Atlanta, thinking it would be safest there until I got settled here. Big mistake! Fortunately, I was able to order a replacement certificate online, and that took care of that.

On balance, I'm liking it very much. It's colder than Atlanta, of course. In fact, unseasonably cold - even the natives have done a little grousing about it! Cigarettes (unreconstructed smoker here, don't even try, heard it all and going to ignore it) are more expensive, due to taxes. But gasoline is cheaper, especially if you buy ethanol - you get a 10-cent price break off the cost of regular unleaded. It all evens out, I suppose.

Anyway, it's great to be here - I like it fine.
 
And Another:

"Use Ajax (bum, bum)
The foaming cleanser (bum bum bum bum bum bum)
Cleans pots and pans
Just like a whiz (bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum)
You'll stop paying the elbow tax
When you start cleaning with Ajax!
So- use Ajax (bum, bum)
The foaming cleanser (bum bum bum bum bum bum)
Floats the dirt
Right down the drain (bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum)
So - use - Aaaa-jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax!"
 
Extra value

is what you get, when you buy Coronet.

I'm a 70's child and I can think of cars, food, stores, and clothes jingles, but appliances I'm drawing a blank. And the most memorable ones are lines, not jingles.

Ancient Chinese secret huh?

p.s. I did just think of an appliance one. "GE, we bring good things to life"
 
Mr Sheen ...

Hi Steve,

My memory of Mr Sheen was in a slightly different order ...

Clean, wax and polish as you dust with Mr. Sheen.

I then tried googling it and found this ... most of the conversation between Mrs Sparkle and Mr Sheen ... and it was on a forum on our ABC no less ...

=====

Mr Sheen: Oh Mrs Sparkle?

Mrs Sparkle: Yes Mr Sheen?

Mr Sheen: I have seen a place where I have never been!

Mrs Sparkle: Oh you mean this piece I found, well the men just brought it round, & I'm just about to spray & wipe it clean!

Together: Wax & polish as you dust with Mr Sheen!

Mr Sheen : "It's a wonder Mrs Sparkle",

Mrs Sparkle : "You're a wonder Mr Sheen."

=====

And I loved the Louie the Fly ads. They're an Australian icon and he's still being used today.

Cheers,

Nick
 
Mr. Sheen

Thanks Nick, you are 100% correct, it was "clean,wax and polish as you dust with Mr. Sheen."
Yeah I agree with you about Louie the fly,although I only really liked the original from about 1963 I think.
Do you also remember when all those aersol products were called pressure paks, there was Mortein, Preen, Fabulon and Aerogard which come to mind.
Cheers.
Steve.
 
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