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[Unimatic1140]

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[animasinsulinpu]

OMG

Honey, it's the MOST beautiful thing I've ever seen!!! Now lets throw out that damn tv". Robert, do you still have that ad for the KA dishwahser that calls it "the hurricane in a box"?.....Bill in AZ.....

 

[maytagbear]

The

successor to the washing machine!

Darling, thank you so much.

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[qsd-dan]

Ok, bitch, you finally got an automatic washer so stop bugging me!! Oh yeah, time for you to put out now, lol. Sorry, I'm in one of those moods right now.........

 

[sudsmaster]

Sorry, but...

Who the hell ever dressed up in a tux and evening gown to play table tennis while the Bendix tumbled?

 

[sudsmaster]

"Oh, dearest husband, the vigorous tumbling of our brand spanking new Bendix automatic clothes washer makes me wish you'd bend over so I can put this table tennis paddle to good use!".

 

[andrewinorlando]

"Now honey, about that **** *** you promised me......."

 

[xraytech]

"Oh my darling husband,I thank you for giving me the finest automatic washer made, it will provide me many hours of pleasure, as I love the feeling it gives me as the tumbling vibrates my backside as I lean on the machine waiting to put in the next load, not to mention how wonderfully clean the clothes come out too"

 

[animasinsulinpu]

I think....

I think that's why GM quit making the jet-action agitator. TOOO many a lady and quite a few gents were Crazy Glueing dildos to the agitator!! "Honey, you have been REPLACED FOREVER!!!....Bill in Az....

 

[laundromat]

SHE says"Oh honey,you missunderstood!I said I prefer Bent dicks!"not Bendix""But Thanks for a nice looking clothes washer and I'll think of you each time I load it with my daintees"

He says"I don't friggen believe this! I'm going to go gay! At least gay men don't just look a Bendix in the window.Now which agitator should I use?????Let me check my pocket." LOL as
I duck and run.

 

[qsd-dan]

TOOO many a lady were Crazy Glueing dildos to the agitator!!

That happened to me with my buddies single mom back in the mid 80's. Talk about an awkward moment!!!

 

[animasinsulinpu]

PS Sweaty

" oh I forgot, Sweaty, Thanks SOO much for installing that double-dead bolt lock on the laundry room door. You KNOW I need my privacy when I do my dainties. I would kiss ya, but I'm BUSY!!!!.....Bill in Az....

 

[laundromat]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Let's hope they weren't Frigidaire Jet Action 1-18'sOr even worse,Kelvinator Magic Minutes!!

 

[animasinsulinpu]

Ewwww is right!!!

Fissure TIME!!!!....Bill in Az....

 

[hydralique]

"Finally, a way to keep Junior quiet during a Time-Out!"

 

[qsd-dan]

Let's hope they weren't Frigidaire Jet Action 1-18

I faintly remember it being a 1-18. Big surprise when my buddy and I walked into the garage....let me tell you!!

 

[alr2903]

"Honey, I hope you like where I had this installed. It's bolted to the floor".

 

[sudsmaster]

"Nothing cleans our delicates like a Bendix...

"...but tonight, we're going out on the town, commando!"

 

[jeffg]

Apologies to Karen Walker (this is her line)...