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[panthera]

He's gonna get sump'in, all right

.

 

[foraloysius]

Dahlink, it's still a beautiful washer but isn't it about time to hook it up after three years?

 

[moonvalleycacti]

OMG Honey Look, I can NOW FINALLY wear something besides this DAMN DRESS and so can You.. How bout you go slip into my slinky neglicace?? (Cant spell)

 

[spankomatic]

I get "WOOD" just looking at it honey.... The deer on the wall does too!

 

[redcarpetdrew]

You're killing me, Laundromat!

How about that Thumper with 50hz pulleys installed like that Maytag? YIKES!

RCD

 

[goatfarmer]

"I had an affair with you for 10 years, and all you can get me is a friggin' washing machine?"

 

[moonvalleycacti]

ITS OUR DAMN ANNIVERSRY AND ALL YOU GOT ME WAS THIS WASHING MACHIENE??? HOW DARE YOU?? WHERE ARE MY PEARLS? IM GONNA GET YOU WITH THIS PADDLE

 

[pumper]

.....Are you sure the antenna is hooked up right?

 

[toggleswitch2]

-What I lovely gift! I feel like such a queen!

-oh Michael, you're welcome!

Now quickly take off my brassiere. And don't you ever put it on again!

 

[swestoyz]

"You did bolt it down, right?"

 

[rinso]

"Mother would have been so pleased to know that her ashes are in such a beautiful container."

 

[laundromat]

Rinso!!!

----Are you calling this beautiful Bendix an "Ash hole"?????

 

[cleanteamofny]

Oh MY!

 

[whirlaway]

Look at that nice window,I can watch your undies go by! Where is my flesh-light!!!!!!

 

[gansky1]

"Sure, they can build a machine to wash clothes all by itself but I'm still wearing a belted pad!"

 

[peterh770]

"Dahling, how do the peasants get their togs clean?"

 

[peterh770]

"Now we can wash the sheets and towels from the orgies right here in the rumpus room."

 

[douglasdc6]

Fill in the blank , O.K. Here goe`s

Introducing the exciting new Bendix Automatic washer for 194_ -For more details - Visit youre Bendix dealer today !

Love that notty pine paneling!!!

 

[may63]

Bendix Ping-Pong Ball Washer

"Have you ever had guests over for a jovial evening of ping-pong, just to discover your balls are dirty? Well you needn't worry about dirty balls ever again thanks to this new Bendix ball washer! You can relax as this couple is, knowing your balls are in good hands and will never be a source of embarrassment ever again!"

 

[spiceman1957]

Now Darling,

We'll start this game just as soon as my "balls" get clean