Sandy - How in the world do you remember stuff like that?
Roseanne had some real great one liners as "Mrs. Connor".
When Dan's best friend (played by Tom Arnold) used the money borrowed from the ever hard-up Connors to pay for his girlfriend's breast enhancement Roseanne has a fit. She suggests "we take them out and give them to DJ, then he will have something to look at". This was because the kid was peeking at his sisters whilst they were in the shower.
Another was when Roseanne's new boss at the factory tells her "I've been looking at your personnel file.....", and Roseanne says" yeah, the last few managers looked at my file too, but you don't see any of them still around her do you?"