Toggle, you are going to have to recuse yourself from this thread.
I've washed garbage cans, poached a salmon(badly), bath mats, refrigerator shelves, old washer parts(agitators, lint filters, boots, flumes), rhubarb for pies(gets the dirt off in 10 seconds! blanches them a little too!), and I use my Maytag to proof bread dough in the winter almost every week.
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I've washed garbage cans, poached a salmon(badly), bath mats, refrigerator shelves, old washer parts(agitators, lint filters, boots, flumes), rhubarb for pies(gets the dirt off in 10 seconds! blanches them a little too!), and I use my Maytag to proof bread dough in the winter almost every week.
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