The cat needs a lawyer.
Let her git one!
As counsel for Mr. McMichael, we are prepared to show that said damage was caused by Ms. Tazzie's frequent and uncontrolled late-night Little Friskies binges, leading to acute feline-tailitis, more commonly known as fat pussy butt syndrome. We have video. Video that, if Mr. Sudsmaster recinds his plea for counsel and permits, could disappear.
Chuck