Frigidaire Princess!

[veg-o-matic]

Well.

I've never seen one of these before. I'm betting anything she originally came with a crown.

Now I'm thinking that there ought to be a "Frigidaire Princess Pageant" at the convention. (And we all know there will be more contestents than just Bethann and Venus!!!)

I will be working on the song to sing whilst crowing the princess. Hmmm. What rhymes with Unimatic?

veg

 

[retromom]

Rhymes with what?

How about *dramatic*, dahling.......

and....

world peace! Oops, my Miss Congeniality is showing. ;-)

 

[maytagbear]

I don't think I want to know

what you were searching for, Veg, when you found that!

The internet is a magical sort of place, is it not?

Love and laughter,

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[roto204]

The Frigidaire Princess...

The only princess built and backed by General Motors.

:-D

 

[gansky1]

I'll bet there was supposed to be a crown on this doll, seems kind of crappy to be named a princess and not get an actual crown!

But, I guess many of us are used to that...

 

[bethann]

Something doesn't look right!

That doll just doesn't look like princess material to me. Looks like someone switched the dolls or something. The dress is to bland, hair looks like crap, not to mention the missing crown! I think she's an imposture! And where did those shoes come from?

 

[rickr]

I agree with Bethann!

I think she is the WCI doll!!

 

[veg-o-matic]

Okay, here it is

I'm not much of a songsmith, but here's what I came up with. We'll need someone to sing this when she does her solo walk down the runway. Any baritones in the group? I'm guessing we're mostly tenors...

=======================
There goes our princess,
Our Frigidaire Princess.
Grace, poise, and beauty are all on her side.
There goes our princess,
Fair Frigidaire Princess.
(The poor runners-up are all fit to be...Tide.)

We bow to our princess,
Sweet Frigidaire Princess.
Our gal with the perfect matched pair.
We get down on our knees,
So eager to please
(And who cares that half of us are already there?)

With her elbow-length gloves
And big, pouffy hair
She rules o'er her kingdom
With Imperial Flair.

So hail to our princess,
Most glamorous princess
The world will know henceforth or since
Enshrined in our yearbook,
The gal with the Sheer Look
(Now who'll be her Flush-Away Prince?)
=====================

veg, who's certainly not causing Ellie Greenwich to lose any sleep

 

[toggleswitch]

Sounds to me like a new award to be presented in the club.. "Princess Frigidaire"

Princess Frigid.. aire..

How about for the most consistent, dryest, most technical posts?

LOL ROFL LMAO

 

[westytoploader]

Symmetry rules!

Veg:

Matched pair o'what? I'm kind of like a KDS14 dishwasher..small upper rack, extra large bottom.

I *love* the song! BTW dolls creep me out. There's something about their eyes......

Toggleswitch:

My posts will definitely put me out of the running for "Princess Frigid..aire". ;-)

 

[petek]

Only the "real" Queen gets a crown, princesses only get a tiara coronet. lol

 

[retromom]

A Really Big OOPS!

I am laughing so hard, I can't even type. I posted under Austin's name! ROFLMAO! Excuse me while I mop up this puddle under the chair! :-D

Venus

 

[toggleswitch]

LOL LOL LOL

I was just about to comfort the man that we dont quite think of him as Princess.... in a good way.

....then i rolled the screen down to see it was Venus.
LOL LOL LOL

oh and Venus. Your posts are *QUITE* humorous.

 

[toggleswitch]

....KDS14.. OMG

LOL

 

[retromom]

Things aren't so bad after all

I told Westy that it could have been worse. I could have referenced a small basket and extra large capacity bottom. ;-)

 

[toggleswitch]

your honor I plead the 5th on this issue.

there is aboslutely nothing to be added or said to that one!!

It stands alone!!!

LOL ROLF LMAO