Getting things moving.

[toggleswitch]

OK this it the thread to avoid if you don't want to be offended. So click-ie the X-ie on the corner up to the right; otherwise...be prepared...

AHEM.... who said "What this place needs is a good enema to get things moving again." Is it me or has this wonderful place gotten a bit DRY these days?

I remember not too long ago reading threads and peeing myself with good-natured laughter. Bonding wih people who were once unknown and are now like family. (Even when the jokes were at my expense.)

And the occasional bit of politics, or relgion or sexism (meaning genderism), or reading a good parable [yes that is French for innuendo.... not Italian as previously suggested. ..ROLF]

People come out come out wherever you are!
I have tried in the last few days to bring back some good- natured humor and it has been glossed over. DAYYYYYUM!

I'm feeling all small and shriveled and insignificant.. BOO HOO! But it is cold out and it happens. I'll snap out of it!
People: praise me for starting this thread, tell me off, but please DO SOMETHING....LOL *WINK*

I would love to see the periods again where we all had to check the site during the workday to be up-to-date and nearly get busted at work for laughing out loud.

I know we can do this...I mean come on... my boobs have been very sensitive for the last 5 days and I'm all emotional..WAIT WAIT WAIT let me re-phrase that, my friends have been very resposive to my emotional needs this last week, and I want to thank them. Now the rest of you GET CRACKING .. CHOP CHOP..

In all seriousness, I love you all to death and all of you really help me without ever knowing how.

So humor me...please???

 

[petek]

Steve, I dunno what to do to lift your spirits. Myself I've been sort of in the dumps this last month and I'm wondering if it has to do with the days being so short now. Heck it's dark by 5pm here. I can't even think of a good in u end doh to get your balls rolling.

 

[bethann]

Toggle

Hey now, I thought I was the one that was suppose to be pregnant! What the hell are YOU whining for and getting all emotional about? Does that mean that it's open season to pick on Toggle? Cool!
The switch around your neck at the convention was very appropriate.LOL. Put it back on and switch it up!

 

[retromom]

Get Toggle a Fleet.........

Toggle:

I'm sure my presence has not been missed, as I myself am usually small and shrivled. ;-)

Me thinks the holidays are starting to suck up most of our free time, and the shorter days make one want to hibernate. Even though I haven't had time to read or post, Austin has read me some humourous threads, e.g. the "Quaalude" thread (don't ask me which one it is; I'm in a fog) and Dan's hilarious post about the Thanksgiving gravy (can you say "FEH"?).

So....get a heating pad for those boobies, grab a hot toddy, and peruse the threads for some hidden humourous treasures!

ALRIGHT!!!! Now on a more SERIOUS note....Bethann....girl....are you saying that you are expecting!!!???!!!

Venus - who never had a sense of humour to begin with ;-)

 

[toggleswitch]

Petek:

I don't have a "Life's good" "Lucky Goldstar" washer but in terms of getting one's "Large Gonads" roller balls moving, I appreciate your help via your kind words. Thanks for you help in this matter. LOL ROFL LMAO

Bethann said: The switch around your neck at the convention was very appropriate.LOL. Put it back on and switch it up!

Girl--- who you calling bi?
-polar? I am NOT officially manic-depressive. [ Btut the best and smartest people usually are.] And yes, my switch was definitely up for most of the convention. And my mood was elevated too. You and everyone else made it the time of my life. NO B/S!

So anyway pretty and smart girl, love your kitchens, love your smile and appreciate all you do and are.

I just assumed the pregnancy thing is a rumor. Must re-read thread. And if true (dense as I freikin am) I am thrilled to know that there will be a little carbon-copy of you running around. [Ok all you young little peeps that would be a photo copy "Xerox" to you!) The world is truly on its way to being a better place.

And you can slap me around ANY time. I might even like it.



...and as far as whining goes, I'm entitled as a Virgo. (I did NOT say virgin. hello.)

 

[toggleswitch]

OH VENUS sweetie.

I miss you like the deserts miss the rain.

All painted and remodeled?...ER I mean your kitchen and house.
Don't be giving no money to Dr. Matagringos! I should be saying WASTING your pesos on.....

 

[bethann]

The key work is " SUPPOSE", Nope not me!

 

[toggleswitch]

Did you say hidden treasures...?

OOOOOH I love playing hide the treasure.

Aren't most treasures found in a well-guarded beautiful box?

 

[toggleswitch]

RUMOR squashed, by source..

PEOPLE take note.

Well there WAS refernece to pink and home-made, and IIRC something you'd be making yourself, ya know.

 

[westyslantfront]

hi toggle, beth ann, venus....guess it is holiday blues....last two years i could not even put up a christmas tree.....but this year, in my new home in tucson, i am putting up a tree and lighting up the outside of my new home....

it is tough for toggle because of recent divorce (hope you got custody of all washers)....

toggle....you are too young to start "the change"....but i can see you have hot flashes.....love.....ross

 

[toggleswitch]

Divorce, FEH...

Small beans.

I want someone worthy of me next time. Or I'll settle for someone of my own vibration. Any Greek-Americans out there?LOL. Oh child I'm SO done with the curent flavor.

The answer in life is NOT SUICIDE it's HOMICIDE.
G- - damn it

Actually we are parting as the BEST of friends, and help-mates
and there is tons of love there. We laugh and have dinner together and NO DRAMA.

Leave it to me to have the PERFECT divorce.

NEXT!!!!!!!

 

[toggleswitch]

In a very uplifting gay (happy) tone

Sing it girls.
(real song)

Wherever I go ....
Whatever I do...
I'm never coming back to you..

 

[foraloysius]

Oy, missed out the divorce part. Parting as friends is not always the best thing to do, a good fight is very healthy sometimes.

The good thing is YOU'RE FREE! You can make all the decisions by yourself and for yourself now. Enjoy it before it's over!!!

 

[toggleswitch]

Actually the ex is a super sweetheart. I asked if I could be the best-man at any future wedding and he said YES! We had a good laugh.

There is no one else, so this was just a vehicle of mine to convey to him that I am genuinely happy he will be on his own in his own place for the first time in his life.

I too am just fine and no worries!

THANKS FOR THE LOVE Y'ALL

 

[toggleswitch]

Louis:

I was ALWAYS free (no money involved) for interested parties..... LOL ROFL LMAO

 

[toggleswitch]

another real song...
*Smack my bitch up..*

Oh Louis we have had plenty of good fights.

People don't seem to undertand that it is impossible to impose another person's way of thinking on another.

share advice, yes
share logic, yes
share insights, yes

Allow you your insanity, by all means.
Think the way you think, HA not likely.

 

[bethann]

Excuse me, but did you forget to inform us about this divorce thing? Was it on another thread or something? I didn't see a thread topic saying "TOGGLE'S GETTING A DIVORCE." That is what I would have thought! OMG, Look the hell out world!

Son, Just like I would tell my nephew,"Wear protection boy!"

Just trying to make ya laugh. Really, sorry to hear.

 

[lightedcontrols]

D I V O R C E . . .

My D I V O R C E... becomes final today...
my little J O E ....will be going away....
This has been pure H E double L for me...
I can't forget all about this mess you see
....so I'll put up a Christmas tree....
woah....woah....now I have one more enemeeeee.
Tammy Whynot
(why I've just wrote me a datburn country song)

 

[mayken4now]

The Washers

OH PLEASE, who? ROB, be interested in My Toggel's washers. LOL LOL LOL LOL. "I was warned by the war department about any more machines" ("Meaning spouse"). Westyslantfront, that aint gonna happen, My Toggel has the washers my dear, not to worry.

Ok will give you a break. Go to the city and find the most expensive apartment or condo. You have my permission. Grenwich Village comes to mind!

Snap out of it HOE!

Steve