Give it up now, Robert...
...your snipe will crumble into dust before my Max Autobid. You'll have to sell everything you own to beat it (Dibs on the Glasbake), and hock your house right down to those uhmmm "festive" awnings...yessirreee boy, this is going to be an action packed auction for sure...right down to the last second. All eyes will be upon it -- and I will have achieved diety status! By damn, when this story is told at Applianceville conventions, strong men will weep, maidens will swoon, old women will cross themselves!
Or wet themselves laughing.
Actually, this guy is a bit closer to reality than one vac seller on eBay who's BuyItNow on some old Kirby's I've seen at $2,5000! And he gets the price, too! If I ever figure out his secret, my humble collection will be outta here so fast the bags will be scorched.
Cheers!
John