A small zoo in obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to
handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee
Walton, part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal
cages.
Bobby Lee had little sense but possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the
gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would
accept
their offer, but only under four conditions.
1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I won't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "You can't tell any one about this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised
Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
4. And last, Bobby Lee said "I'll need another week to come up with the
$500.00."
Kelly
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to
handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee
Walton, part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal
cages.
Bobby Lee had little sense but possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the
gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would
accept
their offer, but only under four conditions.
1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I won't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "You can't tell any one about this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised
Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
4. And last, Bobby Lee said "I'll need another week to come up with the
$500.00."
Kelly
