HOW ABOUT THIS NUTTY PRODUCT?

[phillymatt53]

I happened to catch this on another site, added by a guy who sounded confused.
I can understand why....... WHY all those idiotic features?
This is the sorry state of current times.....

Read on:
"A few days ago, I bought a new Philips Norelco shaver; not the top of the line model, but somewhat in the middle. This thing has an illuminated symbol which appears when you turn it off. Green, if you shaved correctly, and red if you did it wrong. It also is equipped with Bluetooth, so you can be judged by a smartphone app, in an effort to educate you, and boost your self esteem and shaving prowess. Of course, it's also capable of shaving with lather in the shower. Huh? Why, just why? I can't believe a cadre of stubble faced consumers felt this was their ultimate grooming nirvana. But maybe I just don't get it."

 

[gelaundry4ever]

I happened to catch this on another site, added by a guy who sounded confused.
I can understand why....... WHY all those idiotic features?
This is the sorry state of current times.....

Read on:
"A few days ago, I bought a new Philips Norelco shaver; not the top of the line model, but somewhat in the middle. This thing has an illuminated symbol which appears when you turn it off. Green, if you shaved correctly, and red if you did it wrong. It also is equipped with Bluetooth, so you can be judged by a smartphone app, in an effort to educate you, and boost your self esteem and shaving prowess. Of course, it's also capable of shaving with lather in the shower. Huh? Why, just why? I can't believe a cadre of stubble faced consumers felt this was their ultimate grooming nirvana. But maybe I just don't get it."

What the heck is that?

 

[phillymatt53]

What the heck is that?

LOL!
Great comback Jerome!

Just imagine, using a "new" electric shaver linking itself to your nearby smartphone, and sending you an A.I. message that you're not shaving properly!
Or reminding you to properly clean it.
Or, god forbid, warning you that the battery is going low, so hurry up and finish shaving.

I'm waiting for the tech industry to come out with a "smart" toilet paper dispenser that screams at you that you're using too much paper to take a crap, and that you're contributing to the ruining of the planet....
And then telling everyone in your online blogs that you're some slob who should be shunned for being so careless.

 

[william8]

So don't buy one. I won't.

 

[petek]

Same with some toasters I've seen that you download an app... ridiculousness.