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I know this has nothing to do with appliances...well?

A little humor :)

The Average Package

Let see how you measure up, without having to peer over the urinal divider - ok guys...come on...let's be honest :0

The Average Package

71: Percentage of women who think men are too concerned with the size and shape of their penises

21: Percentage of women who think length matters

33: Percentage of women who think girth matters

22: Percentage of men who describe their member as "large"

22: Percentage of men who would prefer a smaller penis

6": Average length when erect

3 in 4: Number of men who say their penis naturally hangs to the left

4.8": Average circumference when erect

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3.5": Average length of a flaccid penis

84: Percentage increase in volume between the average flaccid and erect penis

15: Average number of ejaculations each month for a man in his 20s

5: Average number of ejaculations each month by the time a man reaches his 60s

2.6 minutes: Average time from stimulation to ejaculation

1/3 to 1 teaspoon: Amount of semen in each ejaculation

275 million: Amount of sperm in the average ejaculation

60: Number of days it takes for a single sperm to reach full maturity

60: Average percentage of sperm that are healthy enough to fertilize an egg

Before birth: "Age" when most men's testicles descend from their abdomen

76: Percentage of men who say they have never been tested for an STD

15 more facts you didn't know about your penis.

28: Percentage who say the main reason is because they don't want to know if they have one

$397 million: U.S. condom sales in 2007

3 million: Number of people in the United States who are allergic to latex

4 (snug, regular, large, XL): Total number of condom sizes

1 in 6: Number of men over 35 who have had a vasectomy

1 in 1,000: Likelihood that a man who's had a vasectomy could still impregnate a woman

The airspeed of ejaculate: 28 mph

55: Percentage of men who are happy with the size of their penises

85: Percentage of men whose left testicle hangs lower than the right

61: Percentage of male newborns who are circumcised in U.S. hospitals
 
YOU GO FIRST!...Bobbins

We want to know how you measure up first?

most guys with BIG hands and feet really measure up, but I have also seen small frame guys with huge appendages, theres a club on line for guys like us...I mean them!....

and then theres the ones who trim and landscape the area to make the member appear larger, I told my boss about this....and he shaved his @ss........lol
 
Oh dear...I must apologize if I have offended anyone here. This is just purely for your information (facts)– who dare to conduct any research in this area, or think to ask those questions.

I had no idea open public sources who conducted the research at Microsoft MSN health will have to be censored? I would have love to work with the research team to sort out the data....lol

I guess our group has younger members access then does Microsoft MSN.....health/lifestyles public internet web site.

Has anyone ever gone to the Microsoft MSN website? I attached an interesting link to buying a dishwasher....I wonder if the Consumer Report research team was the same team who conducted the other research related to health???

 
I wasn't offended, bobbins

and I belong to those here who can't stand the American puritanism and fake political correctness.

Still, there's a difference between when the topic comes up (as it did a while back) on how many viable sperm you need in 1cc to be able to successfully get pregnant (and they finally did if I recall) and discussing our endowments. At least, for me there is. Lot's of sites out there where those things are discussed and I do note that none of them are closed to kids.

We must protect our children, yes, but we do that by not letting them surf unsupervised, not by shutting down conversation.

We're queer, we're here, embrace it...that's my motto. As for the details, well, it's been my experience that the ones who assure you they're well-hung always turn out to be more candidates for this picture: (Frauenparkplätze: Women's parking only, 'I guess that qualifies you'.

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1/3 to 1 teaspoon: Amount of semen in each ejaculation

So what's the other quart made out of?

BTW I'm probably in a minority here, but IMO smaller penises (up to a point) are far more flexible and fun sexually than huge ones.
 
PROUDLY NOT REMOTELY OFFENDED

You go Bob!

I am soooooo sick of the prudes around here. What the fukcing hell are you expecting from a site where the overwhelming majority of its members are gay men?

OR ARE WE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CLOSET TO THE REST OF THE WORLDWIDE WEB????????

Sheesh! Give it a rest or go sew something.
 
You tell 'em, Ralph

I agree 100%. Only, after the battles of the last few years - ones in which I was often the one doing battle with the blue-rinsed ladies - I have decided to try hard to keep reminding myself that this is Robert's living room and that I am permitted, by him, to spend time there with people like you (yay!) and also owe it to him, to be more than merely polite to those with whom I'd have a cat fight on the other collector's site.

Depending on whether you read German or Italian or Scottish or American sources, roughly 3-5% ejaculate by volume is sperm cells, at most. The rest are components to serve various purposes, including as we now know to help bond two men or a man and woman together. People who think monogamy is a silly, romantic concept need to relearn today's science. I'm not looking to pick a fight, we had that knock down drag out here not too long ago, just - semen is far more than just a transport medium for sperm. And sex is far more than just physical release.
 
BIG things comes in small packages (as my partner has said),

But just remember, it's not what you got, but how you use it. You don't have to be like Mr. Holmes to be a good lover!!
John
 
Funny, I have been told I am the exception to the norm – above average - no complaints from my husband ;-) OK guy’s – that is all I will say about my body in this forum.........

Some of you may already know that I am completing my doctorate degree and also working fulltime writing government technical standards for mechanical building systems (fire protection, plumbing, HVAC)..So you can imagine a little humour is badly needed. I like the diversification of the members here, who expresses their own opinions. Many of us may not agree, but many of us share similar childhood stories. Who would ever know years later we find each other. Humm this might be an idea for my post-doctorate research....

When a scholar colleague found out about my interest (fascination) in collecting vintage appliances, he could not understand how a guy like me be in to old junk. I often reminded him and others the engineering that was used to develop these machines is amazing. I grew up with four sisters and constantly fighting with them and the only escape were appliances.

Today in my home office I have a Hobart dishwasher all apart, and when I get frustrated or overwhelm with my work, I will look over to my Hobart and smile.

I guess the moral of the story is not how we measure up with everyone is how we make good use what we have - small things in life gives us great pleasure. I sounded like Mike Brady.......
 
Gods,

I hope not. Robert Reed was cute and, while were on the topic, hung, but he was as nasty a piece of work as they come, including threatening guys he had sex with if they told anyone.

Sheesh. I was never in the closet, so I can't exactly say I came out, but I do not and never will understand how a gay man can support our oppressors or try to turn us into those pussy-whipped straight men who only get to think what their wives tell them to. That's what our mothers are for.
 
Bob, The point you make is well taken. Meaning, the sharing of the chilhood stories and the like. Also, the making of new friends here.

Well here is also a tidbit for this thread........

A friend of mine told me that for every 30 lbs. in weight loss, you gain an inch. lol

So...lets get to the gym guys. lol lol
 

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