How gay are you?

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33%.

Of course the questions are based on gay stereotypes, that is straight stereotypes of gays.

To rate more "gay" I would have to be more vain, stupid, shallow, financially hopeless, promiscuous.

How about a "how straight are you" survey? You would be more straight if you are fat, fart all the time, drink beer to excess, wear t-shirts inside-out, prefer watching football on TV to sex, and so on.

some straight jokes:

What is a straight man's idea of foreplay? - "Are you awake"

What is his wife's response? - "Pull my nightie down when you've finished, dear."

What does a married woman say during sex? - "beige, I think we should paint the ceiling beige."

Chris.
 
Oh my! Who knew !

Well, i scored 66%! I always thought that I was kind of butch, and well a tid bit incogneto. I would never change my own oil or get my eyebrows plucked, my are blond, so really there is no need, can't see them anyway.I have movie star picks in my living room, I love James Dean.Love him!I have antiques older than my mother; I go to Homo Depot and check out the new appliances quite frankly.I don't carry a wallet, it is a coin purse, or as my friends call it,a man purse,so, yes, I guess that I am really stinking gay! Thank God and Barbra Streisand!

 
I was reading some of the responses and I was laughing my ass off. When my partner's mom passed away in January some friends of ours thought it would be nice to throw a "coronation". Its a little known ritual that when your mom is still alive your a "princess" but when they pass on you become a "Queen". With a full bouquet of flowers and tiara. Imagine when our house was filling up with plants and flowers I said to Scott..."What with all these flowers you would become Queen of New England or something". He said to me you can call me "Your Highness" from now on...gawd!
 
33% here. I agree with statements above about the weirdness of some of the questions and found that a yes/no answer simply didn't apply. Perhaps this has something to do with the survey originating in the UK where there may be slightly different standards by which this sort of thing is measured.
 
Thus far, the only "marriages" or whatever you want to call them that have failed--and quickly--have all been between lesbian acquaintances of ours. On the other hand, not a single male union I know of has faltered.
 
I'm 43% considering I don't let the chiffon fall out of my mouth like a ton of bricks, I hate the word "fabulous" and don't have one piece of Dolce and Gabbana or a $400 pair of jeans. And I am far from well adjusted if I'm prone to extreme bipolar "episodes"
 

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