How gay are you?

[oldhouseman]

Check this out. I scored in at 20%.

http://www.channel4.com/gayometer

 

[toggleswitch]

She has more hook-ups than cable.

FEH!

When they point at you and say "See Tarzan; hear Jane" you don't need no test.

Ditto: "She opens her mouth and a purse falls out" pretty much tells it all.

 

[foraloysius]

53%

Hmmm, way too low! LOL

 

[Unimatic1140]

Eh

60% gay, that's it? Well. Hmmmph.

I think it might have had something to do with the fact that in my basement I sweat all my own copper pipes, ran all the electrical and pvc myself. In the next house, I'll have to be sure to do all this work in drag so maybe I'll get a higer score next time.

 

[thomasortega]

6%

This test is probably fake...
Or...

...there must be hundreds of bottoms waiting for me and thousands of tops wanting my head on a dish.

 

[hydralique]

Hmmm . . .

33% . . . don't know if that's bad or good. Don't sweat my own pipes either, but I can rebuild an engine. I once told a friend "you have absolutely no idea what I can do with $2000 worth of Fiat parts and a nail file!", though that was waaay back when $2K bought a lot of Fiat parts!

 

[toggleswitch]

ai Dios mio da me paciencia con la gente.

50% loca fuerte y 50% hombre puro.

 

[toggleswitch]

Back in the old days........

Q (via internet IM): Are you a man or a woman?
(My screen name is non-descript)

A: Depends if I am face-up or face-down.
(If I have to explain this they are dismissed). *LOL*

 

[xyz]

0%, I work 7 days a week and bathe once a week.

 

[foraloysius]

Drag...

Robert,

Forget about the drag, that is sooooooo 1980's! I would suggest designer jeans and shirt. Or a suit, you might even consider wearing it without shirt and tie.

BTW, drag is actually more a straight thing, transvestites are more often straight men wearing women's clothes that are way out of fashion.

 

[toploader55]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

36%.
I'm speechlessth.

 

[brisnat81]

53% here

a Happy and well adjusted Homo.

Well that is a relief.

It didnt delve into any of the cunlinary expertise, my sewing skills, or my love of expensive appliances. That should've pushed my score way up

 

[Unimatic1140]

Or a suit, you might even consider wearing it without shirt and tie.

Well of course Louis, that's the best way to wear a suit, especially with summer coming. Do people actually still wear shirts and ties when then put a suit on? Ugh, that would look silly.

 

[nmaineman36]

Only 30% gay here...I will have to remember that one the next time when I have my face in a pillow biting it......

 

[cvillewasherbo]

I'm 60%

Well I just scored 60%, probably 40 years ago I might have scored higher. Interesting quiz and pretty revealing. Actually, I'm almost totally without sex or a life, so it doesn't really matter anyway. Oh, to be 25 again, I would have done things differently, but of course, who wouldn't have either way?
Courtney
VA

 

[retroguy]

46% here.

imagine if i was a to..... oh wait. i admit to NOTHING! =)

 

[hooverwheelaway]

Yay!

I'm right in the middle.
And well adjusted!

 

[jakeseacrest]

43% here...I'm definately gayer than that!

 

[maytagbear]

Maytagbear is

73% Gay!

Maybe is my former nipple piercings?

Could it have been wanting to meet a favourite footballer, instead of wanting to be my......?

Hey, I'm me, and that's all that is required.

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[ha_asfan]

I'm GAY GAY GAY GAY

40% GAY. OY. My mother will kill me. In this family, it's 100% or nothing. OY. Well, looks like I am off to have the Helium in my ankles refreshed.

 

[speed_queen75]

Well!!

I scored 53% gay, and as the site says, i am a happy and well adjusted homo guy, what ever the hell that means lol..

 

[speed_queen75]

Well!!

I scored 53% gay, and as the site says, i am a happy and well adjusted homo guy, what ever the hell that means lol..

 

[drhardee]

Well, I'm 63% gay, and I bet all of the "girly-girls" love me!

I know that quite a few bears do!

I was advised to avoid "becoming a gay cliche'".

Hmm...the mind reels...

 

[rolls_rapide]

Well, I scored exactly...

...50%.

What a lot of hokum!

 

[~sudsshane]

Shane is...

62% gay...could it be my regular skin care routine or my manicure and pedicures???

Hang with me and I will teach everyone the art of pampering yourself! LOL!

 

[jons1077]

60%

I suppose that's about right. Although Tony got 46%. Not very accurate though. For example:

If there was a DIY project that needed to be done, there should have been a third option:

- do it yourself
- hire someone to do it OOOOOOR!!!
- HAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND DO IT

 

[rolls_rapide]

I took the test again...

...but lied to the more outrageous questions...

and got a Fabulous score of 83%!

 

[neptuneguy27]

OMG!! I got an 80%

I knew I was gay but, Honey 80%? LOL.

Christopher

 

[athanasius80]

33% here. Time to go to Home Depot and buy powertools while checking out the flowers.

 

[cuffs054]

hey oldhouseman, how bout an update on your danby washer problems. You never seem to share your repair secrets.