How to make BAD coffee

[jasonl]

Ingredients:

1. Anything by Folgers
2. Bunn-O-Matic coffee pot
3. Tap water.
4. Splenda
5. Coffemate

Instructions:

1. Overdose the filter basket with Folgers coffee
2. Slide the dirty unrinsed carafe back under the filter basket
3. Pour in tap water straight out of the faucet.
4. When the coffee's finished, let it set out a few hours
5. Pour the coffee into a styrofoam cup.
6. Overdose the cup with Splenda and Cremora.
7. Take a sip.
8. Wait for the aftertaste to kick in.

 

[chachp]

LOL

Have you been watching people in my office?

 

[jasonl]

No, just the ones in mine

 

[cleanteamofny]

And I thought Mickey-D made a bad cup?
Bold and cold!

So much for Premium Coughfee.......
I rather have tea with two used bags, at least the water is hot!

 

[sudsmaster]

That's good, Jason.

But really really bad coffee is the stuff that the janitor peed in overnight.

It happens.

 

[sudsmaster]

Ooops, didn't mean to kill this thread, LOL...

 

[jasonl]

NASTY SPLENDA

No need to pee in the coffee, just add Splenda and all the taste will linger on after the coffee is gone.

(runs from Helen)

It is the "better" of non-sugar sweeteners. That is to say Splenda is drinkable but nasty. All the other stuff is just horrid.

 

[appliguy]

Alright already.....we get the point

can we stop beating a dead horse hmmmm?

 

[sudsmaster]

OK, time for some coffee cake

Naturally sweetened, please.

 

[knitwits1975]

Yes Splenda is a great sweetner for cold beverages. In hot beverages, it tastes like s**t.

 

[tolivac]

WOW! I don't drink coffee-but we do have the ingredients here at work to make the BAD coffee-Lets see-the Bunn coffee machine-the Folgers coffee(they have the HUGE institutional container of it)Splenda sweetner,and the Coffeemate creamer.And we even have a spare Bunn coffee machine in the closet here.Like transmitter parts--we have a SPARE!And to top it off-one man that works here found a 15 year old can of tuna in his locker---would YOU want to eat it??You could eat that tuna with your cup of Folgers coffee!!

 

[jasonl]

What ever

Yes, coffee cake with real sugar.