launderess
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If you don't get this your either dead or thick! *LOL*
Hysterical Brastemp Commercial
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dj-gabriele
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Hahahah I loved the "nipples" baking in the oven...
arbilab
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From what (little) I know of Brasil, it's a very colorful culture.
A "Very Well-Made" BRASTEMP Range!!!!!!
Ooooh! I want one!
-- Dave
Ooooh! I want one!
-- Dave
launderess
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Equal Time
Just to cover all bases:
Just to cover all bases:
launderess
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Don't Know What These Gals Are Saying
But it *sounds* funny!
But it *sounds* funny!
arbilab
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I can't play youtubes since the last Flash update. But I CAN sing Mais Que Nada in Brazilian Portuguese. 
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Thanks Whirlpool
The Brastemp girls are great.
The Brastemp girls are great.
Good commercial!
I like hand gripping the sofa at the 'supreme moment" and the kettle goes OFF!
I like hand gripping the sofa at the 'supreme moment" and the kettle goes OFF!
philr
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I don't understand Portugese but I'm wondering what they say in this ad!
thomasortega
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I'll translate them for you, as soon as I have the time.
First, the last video (right above this post).
"Everybody has a "B" side.. An authentic side, outgoing, a side that don't give a s**t to what other people think.
Do you know that side you have, that makes you feel sexy, that takes more than good memories from a marriage party, and that when it appears, the rest of the world dissapears?
Come on, don't tell me you don't have a side like that.... ooops, oooops... that side with a little cheat on children, that side that likes the last chapter of a soap opera, or maybe garden statues... It can be a hobby!
But know that sooner or later, it's going to come out. (the video shows the old grandma farting)
This is your B side, that says more about you than your ID card.
For you to have time to enjoy your B side, we make products that are like.... a Brastemp.
Last image: Brastemp - Discover your B side.
First, the last video (right above this post).
"Everybody has a "B" side.. An authentic side, outgoing, a side that don't give a s**t to what other people think.
Do you know that side you have, that makes you feel sexy, that takes more than good memories from a marriage party, and that when it appears, the rest of the world dissapears?
Come on, don't tell me you don't have a side like that.... ooops, oooops... that side with a little cheat on children, that side that likes the last chapter of a soap opera, or maybe garden statues... It can be a hobby!
But know that sooner or later, it's going to come out. (the video shows the old grandma farting)
This is your B side, that says more about you than your ID card.
For you to have time to enjoy your B side, we make products that are like.... a Brastemp.
Last image: Brastemp - Discover your B side.
thomasortega
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First video (nipples in the oven)
"New Brastemp Ative Timer. Now you'll have time to do other things, like discovering your B side, for example...
New Brastemp Ative, with timer that lets you know when the food is ready."
"New Brastemp Ative Timer. Now you'll have time to do other things, like discovering your B side, for example...
New Brastemp Ative, with timer that lets you know when the food is ready."
thomasortega
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Video with the personal trainer.
"I've just bought a fridge that is like a Brastemp. The frost free, that never needs to be defrosted. The salesman tries to push me one of those models with automatic defrosting button. That should be called automatic slave work button. You only need to press it and automaticaly have to take the chicken, the fish, the ice cream out of the fridge... come on. I prefer to exercise at the gym than in the kitchen, because i won't find a hot personal trainer like him in my kitchen...
Refrigerator was made to cool, not to be defrosted. Go ahead, get a frost free.
Brastemp - Be original.
"I've just bought a fridge that is like a Brastemp. The frost free, that never needs to be defrosted. The salesman tries to push me one of those models with automatic defrosting button. That should be called automatic slave work button. You only need to press it and automaticaly have to take the chicken, the fish, the ice cream out of the fridge... come on. I prefer to exercise at the gym than in the kitchen, because i won't find a hot personal trainer like him in my kitchen...
Refrigerator was made to cool, not to be defrosted. Go ahead, get a frost free.
Brastemp - Be original.
thomasortega
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Video with the gals... (Mother's day campaign)
"What are you going to give to your mother? Come on, don't tell me it's a small perfume... AGAIN...
one year is a flower, the other year a perfume...
This is the perfume year.
Come on, this is not a decent gift...
Oh, the car... he replaced the car...
Whaaaaaat?!?!?!
Yep, HIS car..
Aaaahh...
Now replace the refrigerator for those who changed your diapers... humpf. of course not!
The fridge is from the "era of the panther"(portuguese expression to say something is too old and obsolete)
Continue doing like that... kill the old woman, kill her! (obviously it doesn't mean it literally... It's an expression related to killing the mother with so much stress and disgusts.)
Humpf!
Brastemp - Don't tell me your mother doesn't have it yet.
"What are you going to give to your mother? Come on, don't tell me it's a small perfume... AGAIN...
one year is a flower, the other year a perfume...
This is the perfume year.
Come on, this is not a decent gift...
Oh, the car... he replaced the car...
Whaaaaaat?!?!?!
Yep, HIS car..
Aaaahh...
Now replace the refrigerator for those who changed your diapers... humpf. of course not!
The fridge is from the "era of the panther"(portuguese expression to say something is too old and obsolete)
Continue doing like that... kill the old woman, kill her! (obviously it doesn't mean it literally... It's an expression related to killing the mother with so much stress and disgusts.)
Humpf!
Brastemp - Don't tell me your mother doesn't have it yet.
thomasortega
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Now a little comment about the Brazillian commercials...
Yes, Brazil is a little bit "colorful" when the topic is TV commercials.
Here we are a little bit more open to sex talk on commercials, many of ours are really provocative, but the same commercials get important prizes all over the world.
The same way Hollywood produces the best movies, Brazil produces Soap Operas and TV ads.
Here's a polemic TV commercial created for a new brand of beer. With Paris Hilton.
So many people complained about it that they removed it after a few weeks on air.
But the complaints weren't about the sexual content, but because they used an american woman instead of a brazillian.
Then, they created a new version of it, using a brazilian singer called Sandy.
Sandy is famous since she was a child and she always had that innocent "good girl" image. But of course, she grew up and became a woman. It was great to change her image. Specially because she changed her carrer as a singer for children, passed by a short carrer as a "good girl" adult, like Adele is now, (she ever sang with Andrea Bocelli) and then the decided to put som sex appeal to her career, like J-Lo or Shakira or Thalia or Madona.
The new commercial shocked the brazilians, that would never imagine a pure child like Sandy doing something so "hot".
In an interview broadcasted nationwide on prime time, she stated: "I don't know if you realized it but I grew up. Now I'm a woman, i'm not a saint as people think. and yes, I say bad words, I fart loud when I'm alone and I have wild sex with my husband, like any other ordinary woman. Between four walls, I like to be his whore."
By the way, the translation of the beer's brand is literally "Bitch".
This commercial is rated 18+ in Brazil because it's an advertising for an alcoholic beverage. most of the beer commercials in Brazil shows beautiful women in microscopic dresses and provocative situations.
Once they did a commercial showing muscled men, but women hated it and it was a disaster.
Coincidently, most of Devassa consumers in Brazil are women. They want to drink it to feel like Sandy or Paris Hilton.
Here goes the Paris Hilton's version. Discretion adviced! I really don't know how americans can react to this kind of TV commercial, Here it's ok, but it can cause some disconfort on more traditionalist people. That's not my intention.
Yes, Brazil is a little bit "colorful" when the topic is TV commercials.
Here we are a little bit more open to sex talk on commercials, many of ours are really provocative, but the same commercials get important prizes all over the world.
The same way Hollywood produces the best movies, Brazil produces Soap Operas and TV ads.
Here's a polemic TV commercial created for a new brand of beer. With Paris Hilton.
So many people complained about it that they removed it after a few weeks on air.
But the complaints weren't about the sexual content, but because they used an american woman instead of a brazillian.
Then, they created a new version of it, using a brazilian singer called Sandy.
Sandy is famous since she was a child and she always had that innocent "good girl" image. But of course, she grew up and became a woman. It was great to change her image. Specially because she changed her carrer as a singer for children, passed by a short carrer as a "good girl" adult, like Adele is now, (she ever sang with Andrea Bocelli) and then the decided to put som sex appeal to her career, like J-Lo or Shakira or Thalia or Madona.
The new commercial shocked the brazilians, that would never imagine a pure child like Sandy doing something so "hot".
In an interview broadcasted nationwide on prime time, she stated: "I don't know if you realized it but I grew up. Now I'm a woman, i'm not a saint as people think. and yes, I say bad words, I fart loud when I'm alone and I have wild sex with my husband, like any other ordinary woman. Between four walls, I like to be his whore."
By the way, the translation of the beer's brand is literally "Bitch".
This commercial is rated 18+ in Brazil because it's an advertising for an alcoholic beverage. most of the beer commercials in Brazil shows beautiful women in microscopic dresses and provocative situations.
Once they did a commercial showing muscled men, but women hated it and it was a disaster.
Coincidently, most of Devassa consumers in Brazil are women. They want to drink it to feel like Sandy or Paris Hilton.
Here goes the Paris Hilton's version. Discretion adviced! I really don't know how americans can react to this kind of TV commercial, Here it's ok, but it can cause some disconfort on more traditionalist people. That's not my intention.
thomasortega
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this is the version after the campaign was censored...
Really funny...
absolutely no graphic content.
Really funny...
absolutely no graphic content.
thomasortega
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Version with Sandy
arbilab
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Thomas, were I young and adventurous as I once was I would move to Brasil. The culture here (US) is so narrowmindedly bland.
'Sai de minha frente eu quero passar'. (From the song.)
'Sai de minha frente eu quero passar'. (From the song.)
thomasortega
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Nobody is too old when the mind is still young...
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philr
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Thanks Thomas for the translation!
launderess
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Brastemp Gals Again
I'm telling you these women need to have their own television show!
I'm telling you these women need to have their own television show!
thomasortega
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"... and Cleuza... you know I'm not into gossip but did you see her stove? It's not a Brastemp.
Yeah, but money to travel to Paraguay for smuggling, she has.
oh, and that washing machine... it sounds like a samba school. That thing wastes lots of electricity.
Don't tell me she doesn't have a mondial? (World Washer)
She spent all her money in a lipo. (Liposuction)
Humpf!
She's stingy and a serious gossip.
It's so ugly
People that has nothing important to do, taking care of others' lives
This is sick!
Poor husband...
He works so hard..
That's sad.
Brastemp - Don't tell me you don't have it yet.
Yeah, but money to travel to Paraguay for smuggling, she has.
oh, and that washing machine... it sounds like a samba school. That thing wastes lots of electricity.
Don't tell me she doesn't have a mondial? (World Washer)
She spent all her money in a lipo. (Liposuction)
Humpf!
She's stingy and a serious gossip.
It's so ugly
People that has nothing important to do, taking care of others' lives
This is sick!
Poor husband...
He works so hard..
That's sad.
Brastemp - Don't tell me you don't have it yet.
thomasortega
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@arbilab
No, things in the U.S. aren't plain. They are just different.
I lived there and I know exactly what I mean. Some things are excellent in Brazil but a PITA in the U.S. and vice-versa.
Brazil may look more "colorful" because the neighbor's grass is always greener than ours. But that's not true.
Brazil has lots of good things, I love my country and my people, but we still have a lot to learn.
And being too "colorful" sometimes is horrible.
No, things in the U.S. aren't plain. They are just different.
I lived there and I know exactly what I mean. Some things are excellent in Brazil but a PITA in the U.S. and vice-versa.
Brazil may look more "colorful" because the neighbor's grass is always greener than ours. But that's not true.
Brazil has lots of good things, I love my country and my people, but we still have a lot to learn.
And being too "colorful" sometimes is horrible.
arbilab
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You're probably right Thomas. I'm just bored with US and cynical because I know all the corruptions. I know we both have them too. And some of the 'colors' that are not so nice.
Nice weather though, eh? Couldn't drive your cars on cane sugar if you had winters like ours.
Nice weather though, eh? Couldn't drive your cars on cane sugar if you had winters like ours.
thomasortega
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Well, we have the ethanol. (sugar cane alcohol)
They told the magic, it's ecologic.
But they didn't tell that cars cost 5x more in Brazil
they don't tell a plain Ford Fiesta or a Ford ranger or even a VW New Beetle are considered LUXURY cars, because most of the people can't aford those scary prices.
Unless you can find at least one american that would be stupid enought to pay more than 50k dollars for a Beetle, standard version, without the optionals.
They told the magic, it's ecologic.
But they didn't tell that cars cost 5x more in Brazil
they don't tell a plain Ford Fiesta or a Ford ranger or even a VW New Beetle are considered LUXURY cars, because most of the people can't aford those scary prices.
Unless you can find at least one american that would be stupid enought to pay more than 50k dollars for a Beetle, standard version, without the optionals.
arbilab
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$50K for a beetle? You'd have to pay ME $50K to take one, and only because I need the $50K. What explains those prices? Tax? They do that with cigarettes here. What used to cost $8 is now $55. And that's just Texas. A few states are lower and some are higher (New York).
thomasortega
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Profit, profit and more profit.
Ok, there are the taxes and they are VERY HIGH!
But the worst vilain aren't the taxes, but the manufacturers.
I live on the borders with Paraguay, so for me it's easy to register the car in other country.
Why would I pay 20k dollars for a Fiat Palio or a VW Fox, standard version, so poor that it doesn't have even power windows or air conditioner and essential safety devices like airbags and ABS if I can simply cross the bridge and pay the same for a TOL Ford SUV or even a TOL Volvo?
And some people dare to say "Yuck, it's ridiculous drive with a paraguayan license plate". Come on... the anual taxes in Brazil are according to the price of the car... a VW Fox costs more than 500 dollars every year only on tax.
My brand new Volvo SUV bought and registered in Paraguay costs 11 dollars every two years on tax. Will i worry about my plate being from paraguay or not fashion?
How much does a Camaro cost in the U.S.? Here it costs more than 100.000 DOLLARS!
What about a Smart fortwo? In theory that car was created to be cheap and be a solution in crowded cities... Here it costs more than 35 thousand dollars. Expensive solution, isn't it? What about Fiat 500? In Brazil it costs almost 50k dollars. without automatic transmission. I paid 8k dollars for it in Paraguay. TOL, with the dualogic transmission, and I sold it 3 weeks later for 9500 dollars.
Ok, there are the taxes and they are VERY HIGH!
But the worst vilain aren't the taxes, but the manufacturers.
I live on the borders with Paraguay, so for me it's easy to register the car in other country.
Why would I pay 20k dollars for a Fiat Palio or a VW Fox, standard version, so poor that it doesn't have even power windows or air conditioner and essential safety devices like airbags and ABS if I can simply cross the bridge and pay the same for a TOL Ford SUV or even a TOL Volvo?
And some people dare to say "Yuck, it's ridiculous drive with a paraguayan license plate". Come on... the anual taxes in Brazil are according to the price of the car... a VW Fox costs more than 500 dollars every year only on tax.
My brand new Volvo SUV bought and registered in Paraguay costs 11 dollars every two years on tax. Will i worry about my plate being from paraguay or not fashion?
How much does a Camaro cost in the U.S.? Here it costs more than 100.000 DOLLARS!
What about a Smart fortwo? In theory that car was created to be cheap and be a solution in crowded cities... Here it costs more than 35 thousand dollars. Expensive solution, isn't it? What about Fiat 500? In Brazil it costs almost 50k dollars. without automatic transmission. I paid 8k dollars for it in Paraguay. TOL, with the dualogic transmission, and I sold it 3 weeks later for 9500 dollars.
philr
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When my sister went to Canada, she bought a Thermomix to bring back to Brazil for her boyfriend (which I thought was way overpriced compared to those in the US) but then she told me that they sold for much more than that in Brazil. Than I asked her why would anybody buy a Thermomix at that price (it was apparently more expensive to buy than the most expensive vehicle I ever bought!). I suggested that she should try to find a used Ronson Cook N Stir instead but she wasn't interested!
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