Hotpoint, Kidnapping and Madonna
Right, everyone… I am going to hatch an evil plan to kidnap Nick’s Hotpoint. ;-)
Now, this won’t be easy, but I’m hoping to do this in order to protect my lovely Lab, Lucy, whom Nick wants to dognap. ;-) Oh, and I’ll have his Persil Silk & Wool liquid for delicates, too. ;-)
Riiiighhttt… All I need to do now is… err… get some way of getting his Hottie out… Hmmm… let’s see… Damn! Nick’s here! Just got to hide… Phew – he’s gone… Hang on… he’s SINGING about his Hottie… to the tune of Madonna’s Hung Up, which I am led to believe is one of Nick’s favourite songs of all time:
Time goes by… washes slowly…
Time goes by… rinses slowly…
Time goes by… spins slowly…
Every little thing that you say or do
I’m hung up
I’m hung up on you
Waiting for the dosing ball
Baby night and day
I’m fed up
I’m tired of waiting on you
Ring, ring, ring goes the telephone
The lights are on but there's no-one home
Tick tick tock the timer goes through
And it’s done
The Hottie’s done it… cool
Carl
PS For the record, I am not on drugs or consuming alcohol; nor am I mad. Like Jon. ;-)