veg-o-matic
Well-known member
Geez. I never seem to do anything right.
Okay, so here's your typical Mid-Life Crisis:
1. Run away to Tahiti
2. Buy a sporty convertible
3. Get a young mistress.
Here's how I'm doing it:
1. Running away to Indiana.
2. Buy a 12-year-old GrandpaMobile
3. I don't even want to THINK about how I'm going to screw up this one!
Well, so it's a half-assed Mid Life Crisis, but what am I going to do? I woke up one morning and decided I was going to get a Town Car. It's the only non-sensible car I've ever liked, and even then, only a few years.
Fast-forward one week and there I am, filling out paperwork and forking over some cash. Yeah, people see me coming, think "Grandpa" and get out of the way. But I always get 1.5 lanes to myself
This one is a '94 Signature Series with 108K miles. Been getting 19.5 MPG combined city/highway with the AC on.
Never had a car with so many gadgets and automatic thingies. The seats move in directions that haven't even been invented yet.
Well, so there you have it. Did I need a second car? Nope. Could I afford it? Well, yeah. Would the money have been better spent elsewhere? Definitely. Do I allow (ugh) logic to ever rear its ugly head?
Nosirree.
I guess the next step is to get bald and paunchy.
veg
Oh, and P.S. The handicapped thingie is for Mom.

Okay, so here's your typical Mid-Life Crisis:
1. Run away to Tahiti
2. Buy a sporty convertible
3. Get a young mistress.
Here's how I'm doing it:
1. Running away to Indiana.
2. Buy a 12-year-old GrandpaMobile
3. I don't even want to THINK about how I'm going to screw up this one!
Well, so it's a half-assed Mid Life Crisis, but what am I going to do? I woke up one morning and decided I was going to get a Town Car. It's the only non-sensible car I've ever liked, and even then, only a few years.
Fast-forward one week and there I am, filling out paperwork and forking over some cash. Yeah, people see me coming, think "Grandpa" and get out of the way. But I always get 1.5 lanes to myself

This one is a '94 Signature Series with 108K miles. Been getting 19.5 MPG combined city/highway with the AC on.
Never had a car with so many gadgets and automatic thingies. The seats move in directions that haven't even been invented yet.
Well, so there you have it. Did I need a second car? Nope. Could I afford it? Well, yeah. Would the money have been better spent elsewhere? Definitely. Do I allow (ugh) logic to ever rear its ugly head?
Nosirree.
I guess the next step is to get bald and paunchy.
veg
Oh, and P.S. The handicapped thingie is for Mom.
