"If I had to choose"? Ok, the cool ass dryer! But in fairness you did not post this to the Classic Rider Lanwnmower site either to ask thier opinion, either. (if there is one)
I was having dinner with my boyfriend Harry, and he said to me "Phil,if you could learn to cook like this, we could fire the chef! I said "Harry, if you could learn to fuck, we could fire the gardner."