Is Your Washing Machine Running?

[sudsomatic]

... well then you better go catch it!

 

[phillymatt53]

Notice the guy walking behind that machine in the first few seconds?
He must have a lot of time on his hands to wire up a robotic wheels device in that thing.
Why not make to drum revolve with clothes in it?

 

[me]

Here's one off for a walk and it is not even house trained.

 

[me]

Notice the guy walking behind that machine in the first few seconds?
He must have a lot of time on his hands to wire up a robotic wheels device in that thing.
Why not make to drum revolve with clothes in it?

He should have had it dragging its drain hose as well, and maybe detergent foam running out of the draw.

 

[philcobendixduo]

Long ago when I was a kid, the joke was, "is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go and catch it!".

Another appliance joke was, "Why did the sailor salute the refrigerator? It was an Admiral!".

 

[vacerator]

Long ago when I was a kid, the joke was, "is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go and catch it!".

Another appliance joke was, "Why did the sailor salute the refrigerator? It was an Admiral!".

Prank phone call too. Along with pizza orders, and party invitations. Who remembers the Bell At&T pipeline?

 

[sudsomatic]

Borrowed that oldie but goodie for the subject and tagline. Before my time a little bit, but I heard it on reruns and old movies growing up to the point it is very much a part of me being a kid too.

Another good one, though not appliance related:

Do you have Prince Albert in a can? .... Then let the poor guy out.

 

[philcobendixduo]

Is "Wall" there?
No, there's no wall here.
Then what's holding up your ceiling?!?

 

[vacerator]

Call a grocery store and ask, do you have pigs feet? If yes, say then wear high button shoes so no one can see. If no, ask if they carry mountain oysters.

 

[pstehle]

Rancher Snow-Bird neighbor used to brand calves, they "cut" them at the same time, so a really fun day for the critters! Their grand daughter used to run around with a bloody knife in her mouth, using to slit the little guys', uh... sacks, then literally bite the bits off that were to be removed. They fried them up on a camp fire right there in the paddock. Thank you, no... Evidently a long standing tradition in Nebraska!

 

[phillymatt53]

Rancher Snow-Bird neighbor used to brand calves, they "cut" them at the same time, so a really fun day for the critters! Their grand daughter used to run around with a bloody knife in her mouth, using to slit the little guys', uh... sacks, then literally bite the bits off that were to be removed. They fried them up on a camp fire right there in the paddock. Thank you, no... Evidently a long standing tradition in Nebraska!

I just got sick reading that....