JOKES-

[toggleswitch]

Subject: FW: Modern version of the Birds & the Bees:

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was
too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and the Dr. said: You've Got Male!"

 

[toggleswitch]

International symbol of marriage is Approved by the UN
New York -AP- On April 21, 2005, After 5 months of heated debate, the Commission of Human Rights of the United Nations approved the new International Symbol of Marriage.

 

[spiraclean]

Hi Steve,
Very good you have given me a good laugh today.

All the best.
Hugh

 

[toggleswitch]

Hopefully, no one will be offended.
Never my goal!

Regards to you too!
-Steve

 

[toggleswitch]

I can't decide if he is genuflecting in submission, or taking in the view from that angle.

Either way, I suppose it's costly!

ALIMONY: the F---ING you get for the F ---ing you got!

 

[mayken4now]

The New Webster

Dictionary defines Marriage as Divorce.

Why go through all that??????????????????????

Steve

 

[toggleswitch]

Michael Jackson...

No comment required.

See link.

 

[spiraclean]

Hi Steve,
That is so funny, the expression on Michael Jacksons face is just priceless.

All the best.
Hugh

 

[toggleswitch]

....and the lack of a nose, says it all.....