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Judge quits after DUI bust
Fed jurist reportedly in drag when stopped

By O'Ryan Johnson
Boston Herald
Saturday, February 16, 2008
(http://tinyurl.com/2z6wna)

A 63-year-old Massachusetts federal bankruptcy judge has resigned a week after he was arrested for driving under the influence in New Hampshire while reportedly wearing a woman's dress, heels and stockings, and carrying a purse.

Judge Robert Somma, a Newbury resident, pleaded no contest to the drunken driving charge in New Hampshire and agreed to have his license suspended for 12 months, the Manchester Union Leader reported.

"He decided with the media coverage the way it had been, it was best to put this behind him," Gary Wenta, circuit executive for Boston's First Federal Circuit, told the Herald.

Wenta said Somma worked in private practice for years in Boston before he was appointed to the bench by President Bush in December 2004. He will remain on leave until he resigns on April 1, after roughly three years on the job.

"He's a highly respected member of the bar and remains so," Wenta said. "He was serving a 14-year appointment. This will leave him without a pension."

The Union Leader reported yesteday that Somma crashed his Mercedes into the rear of a car stopped on Elm Street after leaving a bar in the city last week.

When cops arrived, the paper reported, Somma was wearing a cocktail dress, fishnet stockings, women's heels and fumbled through a purse for his driver's license.

Somma had a hard time keeping his balance, smelled of alcohol and slurred his speech, the paper reported, citing the Manchester police report. He failed a field sobriety test and took a breath test at the station that registered a blood-alcohol level of .12.

He told police he drank two gin and tonics at a Manchester bar. He said he came to New Hampshire because his wife was out of town and nobody knew him in the city, the paper reported.

A phone call placed to Somma's home was not immediately returned yesterday. The Manchester Police Department also did not return a call for comment.

During his career, Somma has hosted numerous legal talks at the Boston Bar Association. He was called on frequently for legal workshops when bankruptcy laws recently changed to help lawyers maneuver through new regulations.
 
Lurch Goes to Fashion City

He would be quite a sight all made up and in a coctail dress, no less.

On the other hand, if Barry Humphries can pull it off, even the Judge has a shot.

Who knows what he was really wearing under those judge robes, anyway? And I guess nobody really wanted to find out, either.... ;-)

I can sort of see him shopping the discontinued rack at Big Lots.
 
LOL funny cartoon

... makes me not feel so bad about some of the stupid shi* i've done while intoxicated
 
I have to say, the line in the story "[the judge] fumbled through a purse for his driver's license" had me on the floor. Now THAT's great journalism!!
 
That cartoon had me ROFL as well.
Is it my imagination, or has there been an increase in the number of drag related stories we are seeing lately?
How many members of aw.org do drag? Just curious. From what I have heard people say, straight guys do more drag in the safety of their own homes than any gay guys do!
 
Yes, there are a lot of straight men who are into drag. Remember Edward D. Wood, Jr., the 1950s schlocky filmmaker so memorably portrayed by Johnny Depp in the 1994 Tim Burton film "Ed Wood"? Ed was a transvestite, and heterosexual. In the film he explains to a girlfriend that he likes wearing women's clothing because it makes him feel "closer to them."

And there are a lot of straight men who have fetishes on women's undergarments in particular.

I have done comic drag a few times for Halloween but would never be interested in being a transvestite other than that. For one thing, women's clothing is far too complicated and uncomfortable! Aside from the mechanics of getting into things that zip from the back, there are all the mix-match / accessorizing / jewelry issues, to say nothing of hair and makeup. No thanks! I want to be able to throw on a t-shirt and pair of jeans and be out the door! And then there are those torturous shoes they have to wear -- no thank you!

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Beware of the garments that stick together

~And there are a lot of straight men who have fetishes on women's undergarments in particular.

When I worked in Macy's Herald Square (THE Macy's in Manhattan), there was a little problem with the adjoining department which was ladies' lingerie. Apparently someone was leaving behind DNA samples at the sight/feel of the negligees.

Unlike the turds left in the dressing room, this act was a bit harder to blame on the security dogs. (The logs, BTW were definitely human or the dogs had a great quality and varied Meditteranean diet).

For some unknown reason, as a shoe saleman, I had the hardest time not bursting our laughing when the ladies asked me for a cream-colored shoe. Especially after then manager (female) would mutter under her breath, I'll have one of the guys whip it up for you!"

 
Toggle...

I didn't know that you too were Al Bundy! My first job, not counting paper boy, was as a stock boy in a shoe store. Graduated to sales, then held a key. After managing a watch/clock store and going on the road with a band, I went back to ass't mgr in shoes and was brought to New England as a manager by the same company I started with. A year later I met Rich!

Ain't that sumpin'!

Chuck
 
Selling it and working for *tips*

Me: I have that shoe in sizes 5 throught 10 in half sizes but no 9 1/2. That style is availble in black, navy, green, red white, beige, and cream.
Potential customer: Do you have a 9 1/2 in yellow?
*BANG* right between the eyes.

Me: (To southern Belle with way too much make-up, high hair and flashy gold jewelry). "Miss, please don't leave your purse unattended (inaudibly..as you admire yourself in the mirror)."
Potential customer: (horrified that someone DARE suggest what she might do better...... "It will be alright."
5 minutes later. "My purse, it's GAAAAAWWWWNNNN". I had $2,000 dollars in cash in there and my gold jewelry and my airline tickets.
Me: (in a perfectly calm monotone.) "Please gp to the security office on the Balcony level. There, they will take your information, take a statment and provide you with a subway token with which to get home.
Potential customer: BUT I'M FROM _______________ (insert name of southern state). [Editor's note: NO F&^&ing KIDDING. What part of you stick out like a sore thumb did you think I missed?
I was not allowed to say anyting more, less or different.

Upon greeting a Southern Belle, we'd always say.
We would be SO HAPPY to serve you. We accept Macy's credit card, American Express and cash. Two hours later, after running you ragged while they simply wanted to be pampered and rest their feet (I'm on a commission basis, y'all!!!!). They'd mosey up to the cash register terminal and whip out a VISA card.
ME: I'm sorry we don't TAKE VISA. (And we truly did not!)
CUSTOMER: Well I've never been so insulted. I can't believe that in this here city, y'all.... YADA YADA YADA. I get railed for a full three minutes.
Me: Would you like to put that on your Macy's charge. (just to F with 'em). But I told you I'm from ___________. Oh, then we can use your AmEx card.
Customer: I dont' HAVE an EmEx card. Now the (other) blond flighty drama-queen pretty-boy girly effiminate homosexual saleman comes out [FACTS dear, not judgements *LOL*], and does a "Cluth the pearls" routine as Muffy says she ain't got one. Add also the "You poor unfortunate dear" looks he flashes so well. Muffy was squirming something awful!

But nothing beats the "I want what she has" routine.
WHY? Don't you have a mind of your own?

Oh no thank you, they gap.
It's a shoe honey, not a diaphragm, it will be just fine.

And finally we'd get the occasional huge drag-queen (all dolled up to the nines) with feet WAY over a size 10. We'd try to get the manager to refuse him/her. Uh no baby you ain't stretching all of my shoes today, thank you.


Ah Chuck. Such memories. *LOL*
 
Toggles, you just keep me falling out of my chair laughing!
Turds in the dressing room? Eeek. I've never seen that. BUT I have seen turds wiped on the walls inside the bathrooms on a few of our aircraft. What possesses people to do that? FYI, we just lock it up and put it "Out of Use" until we land.
And DNA (politely put, I am sure)on the ladies undies? Another Eeek! What is wrong with these people?
Do you wash the garments or send them back to the mfg as "defective"? Or even worse, are they clearenced out?
 

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