Judge quits after DUI bust

[dalangdon]

Our downtown Macy's has a special dressing room for men who like the crossdress. I think Nordstrom has a similar arrangement.

During my illustrious reign as Mr. Gay Seattle, I did drag exactly twice, both for charity. I must say I have a lot more respect for women after those experiences. The shoes were painful, the hose and wig were hot, and my skirt kept riding up. Plus the "panty chasers" (the guys who like the guys who like the dresses) were creepy as hell.

But to each his own. I have a good friend who does drag, and he is a real talent.

 

[toggleswitch]

Macy's Herald Square, the world's largest closet!

~Do you wash the garments or send them back to the mfg as "defective"?

Well, it was pre-1981 so AIDS/HIV has not yet been "discovered". It was known in medicle circles as GRID (Gay Related Immuno-Defficiency) before properly named and identified. So even though I'm not sure WHAT happened, I'm willing to bet someone thought "snack time!"

~Our downtown Macy's has a special dressing room for men who like the crossdress.
Macy's once had a free shopping service, (before the internet yo!), where a professional shopper would gather for you all the things on your list and you'd go pick and choose and pay for what you wanted to keep/have. I wonder if it still exists and if available to transvestites.

 

[toggleswitch]

Marry a drag-queen who's your size and you TRIPLE your w

Yup. Still exists.

Drag Resource:

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www.sequinqueen.com

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www1.macys.com

 

[toggleswitch]

~It was known in medicle circles.

LAWD have mercy, child

MEDICAL circles!

 

[toggleswitch]

I guess he meant to say "I don't usually wear pantyhose".

How can you tell when a woman in pantyhose farts?
Her ankles swell.

 

[toggleswitch]

But who's the top?

 

[brettsomers]

i love the audacity, strength and fearlessness of a (good) drag queen. suppose some are jealous/threatened by that.

 

[maggie~hamilton]

How can you tell when a woman in too-tight pantyhose farts?

Her shoes pop off.

 

[toggleswitch]

Don't all animals mark their territory?

~I have seen turds wiped on the walls inside the bathrooms on a few of our aircraft. What possesses people to do that?

Now, no one else will use this crapper. It's ALL MINE, MINE, MINE!

Anal retentive: (Accountant)
Oh mommy no, I cant make a doodle in the potty. That would be dirty and yuckie.
One accomplished an d filnalay trained to "let-loose", they won't leave the room after a good healthy purge till they themselves flush.

Anal expulsive: (Artist)
oh mommy look what "I CREATED". (Takes excrement from porta-potty; smears all over walls in three different rooms). It's beautiful! Do you see the pattern and the textures and the colors? Won't ever flush, even as an adult.

 

[toggleswitch]

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