"If a Kit Kat is the one with the cats eyes and tail moving...
Those things absolutely creep me out.
If it were mine... I'd take a sledge hammer to it..." Seriously ROFL!
"If I had a noisy electric model, I'd probably want to take a sledge hammer to it, too!" lol,
I think Sudsy's issues are some unresolved childhood incidence, but who can say?
Personally, my parent once bought an electronic bird sounds clock that would play a different bird sound, on its crappy 1989 built-in mini speaker, every hour. It was horrible, generally a screeching sound. I learned that a heavy sledgehammer can solve many 'problems'.
It would be cool to see a kit kat clock , as you'd traditionally expect it to look, but someone puts a separate motor on each moving part with a computer board and program randomly moving the parts. Sometimes the parts move as they traditionally would other times the eyes are crossing, sometimes the eyes are looking up, sometimes just one eye looks up, etc. And moving at different speeds at different times, sometimes ever so slow.
I think this would give Sudsy permanent night-mares. LOL.
