Last call for Secret Santas!

[veg-o-matic]

Today's the deadline, folks. Get your name 'n stuff to me tout de suite if you want to participate in what will be the absolutely most fun you can have with your clothes on.

No, really!

Want to participate? Here's what I need:

Your email address

Your automaticwasher username.

Your real name.

Your shipping address, formatted as it should look on the package.

Any really pertinent information you'd like to make known. For instance:
"I'm a diabetic"
"If I eat peanuts, I'll die"
"Size L t-shirt"
"I already have more appliances than I need." (I don't expect to see that last one very often.)

Send this information to

[email protected]

with the subject "Secret Santa"

Don't make me put you on my Naughty List Beth!

veg

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[jmirawm]

Bump

thought I would bump this up, so no one misses it.

 

[toggleswitch]

Where can we buy coal outside of PA?

 

[jimmyb]

I am sure you have some from last year!

Toggle:

I am sure if you look around you will find some that Santa put in your stocking from years past! Tee Hee!!

 

[toggleswitch]

oh Santa baby...

oooops. yes I forgot all about that.......

I'be been OH SO BAD....that it's good!

 

[Versatronic]

I know, I know

If I get your name, Toggle, I'm going to buy you a suscription to the Gay Agenda weekly newsletter so you're up to speed on all the stuff you're supposed to know. It's too humilating for me to have to explain stuff to you when I'm straight. It will at least put us on a level playing field.

 

[roto204]

There's a Gay Agenda newsletter? Dammit! No wonder I'm so far behind the curve!!

Why doesn't anyone tell me these things??

 

[rickr]

Good one Mike!! LOL!!

BTW: You better send one to me also. I have always felt as though there must have been an instruction book on how to live this life style,and I never got my copy......

 

[rickr]

Little boy, I'll give you candy!! (Santas Secret)

This was taken at Wolfe and Dessaure Department store in Fort Wayne in 1958. I was four years old.

 

[bethann]

OK OK!

I did it! Now, since I'm in there, who's slacking?

Rick: Looks like Chris sitting there!

 

[veg-o-matic]

That's more like it!

The entries are finally starting to come in at more than a trickle!

If you wanna join in, better hurry. This is a limited time offer.

veg

 

[toggleswitch]

...and so begin's Rick's quest to perpetually be sitting on someone with facial hair.

I'll bet Rick asked to tug on it to see if it was real....
and said screw the lollipop, fool, where's the candy cane?

who loves ya baby?

Versatile Mike, You teach me something about being a faggeler? Let's not even go there. This can only end badly. LOL ROFL LAMO

 

[toggleswitch]

BTW did anyone else catch the multiple Stars of David hanging over the Sanity Clause?

 

[toggleswitch]

...Baruch ata adona-i ekohanou melech ha olam hamotzi lechem min ha arets.

With Christmas? OY VEY

 

[veg-o-matic]

Oh, and I forgot to mention....

Several of the entries had most intriguing comments attached. I will be sending them out unedited.

Because it's fun, that's why.

veg

 

[Versatronic]

Hey Now

That's "Versatronic" Mike, not "Versatile" Mike. Let's keep that part straight.

 

[bethann]

So, What's the count now? And who's missing? That way we know who to bug! Do tell!

 

[toggleswitch]

ooopps me bad.

 

[rickr]

Oh alright, I'll sign up,before I never hear the end of

Steve, The Wolfe and Dessaur department store owners were Jewish,like many old time dept. stores of the old days.The long time W&D santa was Jewish also,and he died just a few years ago.

BTW: you must be slipping a bit Steve. Didn't you notice that while santa is offering me a candy sucker,I already have one from him in my hands? Who charmed who? And who got to leave with two suckers?