Leona Helmsley Dead at 85

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Poor Leona

I miss her. I've stayed in some of Leona's fine bedrooms and they were.........wonderful, sorry guys, but you've got to be a bitch to run a ship as tightly as she did. Alexis was a bitch too. God, I love 'em.
 
To top it all off, she left her grandkids zilch, and a $12M trust fund to her dog (not that I wouldn't leave everything to my dog!!). But hell, if I had that for a grandmother, I probably wouldn't want to have anything to do with it anyway. What a loser......
 
Here Kitty,Kitty

I'd love to be the trustee for the little darling! Come to Auntie "Mame", er I mean Launderess.

Fast forward 5 or so years and Launderess is living it up in the Cayman Islands. Oh the cat? He's there, can't quite come to the phone at the moment, but leave a message and I'll make sure he gets it.

L.
 
~To top it all off, she left her grandkids zilch, and a $12M trust fund to her dog.

If I were a judge and ever saw such a clause, I'd posthumously delcare her incompetent and stamp "null and void" across the whole document.

The kids will need the money just for the anticipated plastic-surgery knowing what their DNA pool degenerates into. And therapy; lots of psychotherapy.

I guess bitches hang with and understand other bitches.
Sadly she and the dog proably had the strongest love bond she knew.

How does that joke go? The doctors saw her at birth and slapped her mother.
 

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