Dan, don’t loose your glasses in the grass again! 
Ah! This thread smells lovely, Nick! I can practically smell the fragrances from here! Mmm…
Dan and Rob, your gardens have been tested and found to contain dangerously high levels of multiple perfumes, and it’s quite possible your gardens’ wildlife is completely confused by all the perfumes in their immediate environment!
LOL I’ll get a team round to deep-clean the area! No, Rob, not Kim and Aggie (from British TV’s “How Clean is Your House?”, for those outside the UK), as I know your standards are set far higher!
As for perfumes, I always loved original Blue Comfort before it changed years back.
We always used it, and I loved it.
To me, that’s fabric conditioner.
I used to like pretty much any Persil fragrance, and I liked Ariel Futur, and the powder flowed very nicely. Does anyone remember using Persil Colour powder from the mid-1990s or so? It had an incredibly strong fragrance when the clothes were dried with any form of heat.
Anyway, this was not meant to be about favourite fragrances, I guess, but I guessed one of Nck’s questions correctly.
Rob, you and your retroness!
I love the packaging and other bits and bobs.
I miss the old Ariel powder dosing balls… Arielator? Is that was they were called? They had a fabric net-type lower half. I think Seamus has one, and I intend to steal it from him, though I’ve not worked out how to do that yet.
Would love one of those.
And, Dan, have you lost a pair of glasses again, but in your garden this time?!
I am somewhat concerned that you might lose another pair, as you did some months ago!
All this talk of Barefoot in the Grass conditioner and honeysuckle worries me because you might be tempted to go outside and lose another pair with the great anticipation of your nose. Also, what should happen if you go to hang your washing out and lose your glasses again in the excitement? How will you be able to finish hanging the washing out? Also, you might become overloaded by the perfumes filling the garden and fall to the floor, crushing your glasses in the process, leaving you completely helpless and unable to find your way back indoors! LOL
In any case, Dan, barefoot in the grass might be dangerous should you tread on your lost glasses by accident! LOL
Dan’s new favourite fragrance: Barefoot on the Glasses!
I would suggest, then, Dan, that you let one of us know when you’re about to hang the washing out – say, via text. You can then text us again when you’ve safely returned indoors, complete with glasses. If we don’t hear from you within, say, 10 minutes, one of us can call for help and rescue you from the dangerous grass-, honeysuckle-, Venus Fly Trap-, sausage and cucumber-, melon and lemon- and lime- and Toilet Duck- and Domestos- and Hawaii Fresh volcanic ash lava-infuseed-fragranced fabric conditioners! LOL
And, Saj, a “Burst of Sunshine”?! Argh! How can you have a “burst of sunshine”?
Since when did sunshine smell?! LOL
After all my silliness, I shall… well, I’m not quite sure what I’m to do now! LOL
Very good thread, everyone.
I hope my humour has made sense.
“No”? hehe
Carl
