Best Seat in the House
Steve, that's a motto for a toilet seat. I think the brand is either Church or Bemis. Anyway there's no need for these in Heaven and after a bit of adjustment and meeting with loved ones and our Mother, Father, G-d, he will be exploring a place full of knowledge and talking in lots of the cosmic chat rooms with the actual inventors of various things and, as I said earlier, that is the place where all of the inventions have their problems fixed and solved and things run the way they were dreamed to run, because like the line in Field of Dreams says, "Heaven is where dreams come true."
And his sense of humor will be enjoyed. One of the books I read about people who survive near-death-experiences and report them, told of the great sense of humor that our Heavenly Parent has. I think that the fact that most animals have gas and pass it is the ultimate proof that The Creator has a sense of humor and the more stuffy & dignified the situation, the funnier it is.