Mommy! Make the scary man go away!

[maytagbear]

Oh, and Toggle, dear

Never mention "air popped" corn in my presence again.

Air popped is fine for packing material, but not fit to be put into a person's mouth. Even yours, buddy.

Love and laughter...but serious about my corn!

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[toggleswitch]

*LOL* I will keep that in mind. Oh Charlie, Starkist doesn't want tuna with good-taste. Starkist wants tuna that tastes good!

GOOD G-D If I ate for taste I'd be the Goodyear blimp! *LOL* Can't eat for taste anymore, now it's about PRACTICAL need of meeting huger, only. *LOL*

otherwise we'd be singing about Toggle....
(All togehter now..sing it girls...)

CHORUS:
She's a brick----house
Mighty might just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

She's a brick----house
She's the one, the only one,
who's built like a amazon [pronounced am-a-ka-zawn]
We're together everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.

(BRICK HOUSE AS IN HUGE!)

Said to me by a southern pre-op tranny DQ:
NOTHING tastes as good as thin feels.

HA! THE MIND IS WILLING BUT THE BODY IS WEAK....
(YEAH FROM HUNGER!)

*LOL*

 

[rp2813]

I agree, air popped is pretty much inedible. I'm lazy and just buy the bags to put in the zapper. I'm not a popcorn conniseur. And I don't see a link in the initial post either. I know my company blocks tons of stuff--I can NEVER pull up a link to eBay, that site is blocked here at work. But so far youtube has been OK. Regardless, there is no link displaying in Joe's initial post.

Considering that there are forces beyond me controlling how things happen on my computer here at work, I should probably change my ID here to something other than the one that is my official ID at work. . . so "rp2813" might disappear and be replaced with something else. Then I'll feel more comfortable posting a picture of myself on that other thread . . .

 

[oxydolfan1]

I can't stand popcorn. Reminds me of Styrofoam....

Is anyone else Styrophobic?

 

[joeekaitis]

If you have a West Bend Stir Crazy, try this:

Plug the popper in and let it heat for a full minute. Add a stick of Nucoa margarine and let it melt until it stops sizzling. Pour in 2/3 cup of popcorn (1/2 cup of gourmet like Orville Redenbacher), put on the dome and let 'er pop!

Tastes almost like theater popcorn!

"See any old maids? Nearly every kernel popped!"

 

[toggleswitch]

So you are telling me that "old Maids" are the ones that don't get popped? *FAINTS*

Actually I just heard this recently. *LOL*

 

[gadgetgary]

"Old Maids" are the ones that don't get popped

Yep!

 

[maytagbear]

Orville

called them "Shy Fellows," instead.

I go with his description!

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[exploder3211]

I agree.. Popcorn isn't worth the effort... Its alright tasting, but it gets stuck in my teeth and such and its cumbersome to eat.. I know my step dad loves popcorn and coffee