My poor little baby lost his manhood today

[frontaloadotmy]

I applaud her decision too

But I know Walter still wants her to "go under" the cone of justice, for praising his cat hood then derailing it in the same thread! We need a face shot too.

 

[gansky1]

Actually, they are quite good on toast...

Bethann, Are you going to save them after they are removed? Encased in a paperweight, or bronzed on a charm bracelet, maybe earings? It would make a delightful and surprising gift for next year's Secret Santa.

When I was young, Bob Barker didn't say that every day, he was more concerned with getting under the skirts of the Price Is Right Showcase Girls. Of course, the skirts were nearly over their heads anyway...

 

[hoover1060]

Bob Barker

I can only hope I look that good when I'm 82!!!

wait thats my next birthday!!!

I feel very old tonight....

Toast Gansky???

 

[brettsomers]

jeff, have a facelift every 10th show (like barker) and you will look like that at 200! if i do say so, i have been barraged by tasteless things constantly the last few days... maybe thats why i keep coming back... from macabre images of phallic vegetables being held in the mouth to talk of poppers and now this?! and mrs cleaver thought she had it bad when the beaver did the wash...

 

[nmaineman36]

neutering

I can remember when we got Kyle. He was less than 8 weeks old when he went for the ol chop. And I vividly remember the nurse at the vets office saying that they make a tiny incision and push the balls out...snip and push the plumbing back in and suture it up....when he came home there was no blood just a bag with nothing in it. Now as he is a year old he is still very playful and very loveable. Both of our cats are fixed and dont go out since its safer for them and gawd forbid if something should happen to our babies. Here is a pic.

 

[nmaineman36]

the cats

oh by the way...the cat on his back is Kyle and the cat next to him is Zoe

 

[bethann]

It all started when I walked in from the garage one day and seen this gray shadow out of the corner of my eye in the kitchen. I turn my head and all I see is Walter's butt sticking out of the kitchen sink! I guess he thought it was a good place to get a drink, but all you could really see was two cute little fuzzy walnuts sticking out!
I would love to have kittens, but there are many kittens that need adopted! ( that's how I got him)
I asked Dean to take the picture for four days. All I got was " Are you out of your damn mind woman, I'm not taking a F***ing picture of the cat's B***'s, go away!" See who won didn't cha!
Besides it will be a good one for his baby book!
Matt: Hope Max is feeling better!
Mike: Kyle and Zoe look sweet!
Greg: I sent them out in the mail yesterday...To Omaha!

The crazy one!

 

[jetcone]

What a Thread!

Well here I go:
When Aloysius got his snipped I couldn't walk straight for DAYS! He on the other hand skipped right out of the Vets and never missed a beat. It was harder on the master than the dawg!

Nice fuzzy walnut shot Dean!

Greg: I think you are really referring to Rocky Mountain Oysters aren't you???

 

[jasonl]

It's the female fantasy of having emasculated men serve her every whim, so she does it to her cats. Just kidding.

Actually, it's the best thing you can do for your pets. No spraying, no roaming the neighborhood looking for sex. My mom had the cats de-balled and de-clawed at the same time. I know alot of people are against declawing but she had it done. At least they don't scratch the furniture now.

 

[Versatronic]

Yeah, that's what I thought

I think Dean's reaction and mine would be pretty much identical.

 

[toggleswitch]

Taint this thread just too much!

 

[bethann]

Boy, you have some nerve! After reading 10 months of the things that you have posted pertaining to human body parts! YOU of all people are worried about a cat's walnuts! Whatever

 

[gansky1]

...On toast.

From the movie Shrek - I think he was referring to eyeballs or eye jelly, but I thought it worked for this thread too.

Bethann - I found a place online that will take the creamains of your loved one (pet or spouse, etc.) and by some magical high-pressure process, make it into a diamond... Perhaps we can just have a couple of baguettes ;-)

 

[sudsmaster]

Would that more appropriately be described as "lionhood"?

 

[westytoploader]

VERY cute cats Beth & Mike, especially the Himalayan and Kyle!! Looking at him streched out on his back, he definitely appears to have some "human" personality in him!!

 

[roto204]

LOL!!

Man, there is nothing I can say to this thread...

...although I think I'll start using the term "de-balled" instead of "neutered" in the future. It has that certain je-ne-se-quoi...

--Nate

 

[bethann]

Really Greg!
I wonder what a human might turn into? Carats...LOL, Would anyone like to donate?

Thanks Austin, that's Bud, he's getting ready to turn seventeen this year.

 

[mattywashboy]

well, max is feeling a lot better, tho he still has to wear the cone until his stitches come out on Saturday. Now the cone just gets in the way, he can't get through his doggie door and can't play with our other dogs, so he now takes his frustration out on my shoes and anything that dangles (meaning phone cords, curtains and anything on the clothesline)of course i imagine many of you can think of other things that 'dangle' but we won't go there. Luckily he has stopped marking his territory all over our carpet. Here he is after another rampage on my shoes, looking a bit guilty and giving me the puppy eyes after a telling off.

 

[Designgeek]

I don't see what the big deal is; I lost mine when I was 8 years old and I haven't missed the darn things.

...Ha, just kidding.

Seriously though, IMHO half of the human species should be spayed & neutered, and that would put a quick end to starvation, most wars, climate change, the geopolitics of energy, and probably most of the violent crime as well.

When you see street thugs shooting each other, or the likes of Lay & Skilling (the Enron guys), think: ferals & strays. These can be prevented. All it takes is a little snip-snip.

BTW, I do hope your kitty was anaesthetised before Doc removed those pesky things.