My Washer Dryer

[Designgeek]

Ha, I thought they meant your fizzy-drink machine looked like one of those cylindrical waterpipes normally used for smoking Dr. Ganja's Prescription Blend.

I do like the idea of custom-producing one's soda pop though. Make it sweeter, I say. More orange in the orange soda, until it glows in the dark!.

You can also put N2O cartridges in those things and add cold heavy cream (and sugar and vanilla), and get instant Ready Whip to spray all over the place or on your partner, or maybe on your ice cream deserts if you can restrain yourself long enough...

 

[toggleswitch]

....or as grandma used to say
"O Klepsas tou klepsantos."

"It takes a thief to know the ways of a thief."

One guy sees a nargyle (*BONG* in the vernacular), the other an extension device.

Speaks volumes don't it? LOL LOL LOL

 

[toggleswitch]

N2O

Isn't that the recipe for poppers? OOPPS no.. I meant "Video head cleaner"

For use only as directed. Deliberately concentratng and inhaling the content of these cylinders may be hazardous to your health.

YA THINK?

 

[toggleswitch]

Poppers

Got invited to a New Year's Eve party ...BY FAMILY... and they said "Please come we're going to have poppers."

I thought my ears were deceiving me. I cant' be.. what the H#% are they talking about?

Sure enough it was this tiny Chinese indoor fire-cracker thingy that you pull the string and out pops a paper streamer.

[No baby, I will not pull your hanging little string, pull you own damn string!!! LOL]

Me and my date just BUSTED OUT LAUGHING.

 

[Dishyjohnuk]

Another Popper Story

GOD I had a terrible embarassing inncodent with poppers , a bus and lots of old people!
Ohh im debating wether to tell you or not, Im sat here laughing actually recalling it!
ToggleSwitch i want to see what you look like, I cannot find a pic of you on board, post one will ya honey!

 

[toggleswitch]

nosey mother.

Now behave.

My government says you are too young for me!!

Yes, please save that story for off-line!

Here's one of mine. I had a cousin "by marriage" who left a bottle of video head cleaner in the refrigerator and told his mother. "Don't touch".

So of course what does she do? You guessed it, opened it and managed to use it correctly. We laughed so hard we nearly peed ousdelves imagining her "Clutching her pearls" and freaking out at the effect. (Which shall not be here described!) LOL

 

[Dishyjohn79]

IM 25!!!!!

You telling me she actually knew what they were and had a good sniff??? LoL

My god I know our countries have different age lasw - but are you telling me the age of consent there is above 25? Cos Im 25!!!! Lol

Here in england the age of consent is 16 regardless of sex, and who your doing it with! (consentual of course)

 

[toggleswitch]

No, Yes
No. 22 will keep one from having a room-mate named bubba.
That may be England.

We have a Puritanical infleunce here that refuses to DIE.
We are totally hung-up on things like nudity and sexuality.

There is a law here that states a man may bring his daughter up to the age of 5 years old into the men's locker-room. I can tell you this...that room will clear out SO FAST your head will spin. And I would have to say, being a product of my zip (postal) code. I feel the same way.

As it is when a man brings his underage son into the locker/shower room I am dressed and outta there.

..and dont nobody say nuthin wise-a@@, neitha!

We have had a few witch-hunts here when it comes to bottom-feeder media frenzies that all day-care centers are molestation centers.

I still giggle when a friend tells me he lived in Sweden and grandma, daddy, and young kiddie are in the sauna with their uglies out getting steam. Just can't see it.

 

[Dishyjohn79]

Nudity

Yeah i notice when i watch stuff like Extreme makeover and other cosmetic programs, you guys blur our the nipples and ass!!!! Never got that, we get to see the lot here, even guys bits!

 

[hooverac216]

WELL HOW DID IT GO