I thought I was the last...
I transitioned from dial-up to DSL just 2 years ago. I am located ~20,000 feet from my local telco switch so DSL wasn't an option for me. My twisted pair was so bad I couldn't even get better then 33,600 from my 56K modem! I refuse to give the cable company any money so I had to suffer.
One day I drove by the corner and saw a new equipment box out there. I checked with the photo provider and BANG I can now get DSL!! They just ran fiber into the neighborhood and used the original copper wire pair for the last few thousand feet.
About a year ago something failed in the box so I tried the dial up again as a backup. Its not even a solution just for checking email anymore!