No more filter-chunk dishwashing!!

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End the drudgery of rigid loading--banish filter-crud from your dishwasher! Stop the insanity of rinse water pulled through the breading from your cube steak!

Join the jubilant throngs that fill the streets, dancing their cares away (and taking breaks from the reverberating noise in the kitchen). Feel the frenzied exuberance that comes with real SuperSurge™ dishwashing!

Join the revolution now. Run, don't walk, to your Frigidaire dealer. Frigidaire! General Motors' Home Environment Division!

Thanks to SteveD for all this gorgeous Encyclopaedia Frigidairica.

 

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Need a top-loader?

And who doesn't? If you're going to go for the gusto, have a full-length, full-height illuminated console!

No more stooping to read the controls. No more squat top-mounted control panels for the rest of us.

 

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Five year warranty!

It definitely won't not last less than this.

 

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You can be sure if it's Westinghouse...

...but you can be twice as sure if it's Frigidaire and General Motors!

 

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The Scrubber, the Sweeper, the Candlestick Maker

You may see four levels, but it's really five.

*waves hands*

It's really five.

 

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Shop here!

Your new 1968 awaits!

 

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Still not convinced?

See all the beautiful built-ins that could be yours. They put plenty of capacity, clean dishes, and poppy red into your life.

 

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Capacity for today's needs...long cycles for tomorrow&#3

You can fit amazing stuff in the top and bottom rack. Here, they show a large-ish platter. Cookie sheets are no problem at all--the rails and wheels of the top rack are miles away. In fact, you can fit your KitchenAid top rack in along the sides!*

And for when detergents become phosphate-free, we've got you covered with a nice, long main wash.

Frigidaire. Here for you today. And if you don't scrape the Plastisol, very possibly here for you tomorrow.

[size=-3]* Not really.[/size]

 

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Say "ah"

Tremendous capacity. These don't even look fully loaded.

And at the bottom-left, our most asked-for feature--a light to let you know that it's running. So whisper-quiet--like the soft tinkle of rain on galvanized roofing!

 

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Specifications and colors

Available in all of today's most popular designer colors and finishes. Even "demented grandma" wallpaper!

Frigidaire colors and decorating solutions. Because stainless is the new almond.

 

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Who says you can't take it with you?

"Hell on wheels," we call it!

 

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Durable Plastisol and polypropylene door liner!

What, the door vent? The two models we have here (1969 and 1972) are both steel with Plastisol, tank and door. Anyway...

The Custom Deluxe gives you a nice, long wash. The Imperial gives you a Twirligig™ wash arm. The Custom Imperial gives you double washes, sani-wash, soak-'n-hose, rinse-and-hold, chrome headers, fuel injection, and a reason to live.

 

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Dishmobiles

Frigidaire Dishmobiles. When you need performance and cabinet space.

 

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Cherrywood top!

Don't forget that bottle of mineral oil. And when the folks visit, remind them politely that it really is just for the dishwasher!

When you've made your last move, so has your Dishmobile. Build it in--or just build the countertops high enough to whisk it right under. Right, Ralph? ;-)

Remember, just like your GM car, your Frigidaire SuperSurge dishwasher longs to do two things: Become stationary, and rust! ;-P

 

[a440]

Very Funny!

Good Reading! Great looking dishwashers!
Also...thanks for the laughs!
Brent

 

[appnut]

Nate, as Brent said, thanks for the laughs. Your marketing pinnache is 2nd to none!! I wonder what the difference is between Rinse & Hold and Pre-Wash & Hold. And you could choose Rinse & Dry or 150 degree Rinse & Dry (I could do the same thing with our rotorack) Or Soak or 150 degree Soak!! Calgon take my dishes away, along with the dirt!!! Nate, they do look wayy underloaded. They just didn't know where to find us back then. (Well, they actually did know where I lived, we had a GM Service VP wholived around the corner from us and he knew how crazy I was about appliances--especially Frigidaire washers. We had arguments about how bad Spin-Tube dishwahers (well Frigidaire dishwashers n general were)--he finally conceded the dishwasher line was their weak link compared to the rest of their appliances

 

[alr2903]

Nate, what a great read. You, can sure write good copy. alr2903

 

[tomturbomatic]

To hell with the dishwashers. I want what Nate was on when he wrote this. Great fun. I especially love the last frame titled "cherrywood top." Those were some wild times.

 

[varicyclevoice]

"demented grandma" wallpaper!

LOL!! I love that!! Anyway, did anyone notice that the machine pictured with that funky wallpaper was "inverted." The control dial is supposed to be on the right-side, not left.

Wonder why Frigidaire inverted the pic???