Notice anything familiar with this lamp?

[gregm]

wow

ok, you have really ran this one into the ground ...... (laughing)

 

[gansky1]

Are you sure the switch should be on the forehead?

 

[veg-o-matic]

Thanks, Greg! I was going to bring that up if you hadn't.

Oh, please. SO obvious.

veg

 

[mint46]

photoshoppy funny

OH MY! That is waaaaaaaay too funny!
*just flip the switch and your fabulous genie will thrust his hip this a way and that a way*

sorry, couldn't resist. that lamp has his hip flung way out to the side, reminds me of the hoola lamps..but with a Toggle head..
*Toggle, I ask you to stop swishing your hips from side to side and grant me wishes. I'm not kidding, Toggle, stop fooling around. oh forget it. genies..you just can't trust them*

 

[gadgetgary]

Toggle, stop fooling around

.

 

[toggleswitch]

no dear, this place is FULL of clowns.

 

[maytagbear]

Clowns?

I thought the button said "Clones!"

Lawrence/MaytagBEAR

 

[hooverwheelaway]

Ugh!

You guys are all too much! I'm lovin' every minute of it!

 

[SactoTeddyBear]

Re; My Opinion:

I personally thought that the Lamp figure looked more like "VEG" instead of "Toggle", except for having shorter Gray Hair.

Just my 2-cents worth...Steve
SactoTeddyBear...

 

[maytagbear]

Uh, Steve, you TeddyBear

Veg's hair is not grey, it is silver

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[toggleswitch]

Your wish is my command, Christie

What can we get ya hon?

 

[brettsomers]

*silver*, NEVER gray

lawrence, you took the words right out of my mouth!

 

[toggleswitch]

What else?

42 scrambled on whiskey down, easy b
draw one
homefries
small stack.

anything else?

 

[maytagbear]

you forgot the

Joe!

Some waitress YOU are, Toggles.

Love and laughter.

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[tlee618]

Great fun!! Not sure about the three wishes Steve but you can count on the big smile!!

 

[SactoTeddyBear]

Re: Sorry VEG:

Thats true, what could I have been thinking of!!!

I just wasn't thinking about what I was writing, as far as Hair Color suggestion of the Statue looking like should've been.

I hope that the Lamp and Statue does bring someone some Fun times as well as being a great Conversation piece.

Peace and Happy Times, Steve
SactoTeddyBear...

 

[toggleswitch]

LOL Gotta have plenty of JOE

It's sweet, warm, comforting, boosting, tasty and best of all always nice to have around.

Ok, I only get half a demerit. *Draw one* is coffee.....

*50* is hot chocolate, *52* is two HCs.
*86* is *dispose of it*

Queen Cookie, did I miss any?

 

[toggleswitch]

Some waitress YOU are, Toggles.

Can you picture me on an airline?

Sir, would you like some TWA coffee or some * * * Tea?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TWA

 

[mint46]

about those wishes, Toggle

I wish...I wish..I wish I were a REAL boy! Wait, no, that isnt' going to help me one bit. Hmm..how about scrambled with homefries,hold the stack, and JOE for everyone!
I'll take my JOE on the sweet side with a little cream
*disclaimer-not all JOE's exactly alike, cannot be held responsible for the condition in which your JOE arrives,personality sold separately*

In all seriousness, I am a happily wed woman, but I like this thread and I think you all are a lot of fun!

 

[gadgetgary]

Some waitress YOU are, Toggles.

Is this what you are wearing while 'waiting'?

 

[toggleswitch]

Well, I'd be in poom-poom shorts, of course.

*LOL*

 

[toggleswitch]

Translation

42 scrambled on whiskey down, easy b
(4 scrambled eggs on 2 plates, rye toast, lightly buttered)

draw one
(coffee)

homefries
(duh!)

small stack. [no, not flat waitress!]
(pancakes, as side-order)

Love those roller-skates QC!

 

[toggleswitch]

ya know this darned thread starts with post

66 (oh) 6.

EEEK!

 

[mixfinder]

Mark of the Beast

Satan, Satan is that you.
You can poke me anytime you like.
I assume all devils carry pitch forks.
Am I right, Steve?
Kelly

 

[maytagbear]

Pitch fork?

Don't have one of those.

I do have a dinner fork, however

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[mixfinder]

Forks

Anything more would be excess, which is a sin. But Hell, we are in Hell, if he truly is Satan, so give me excesses!
Kelly

 

[toggleswitch]

You can poke me anytime you like.

Promises promises.

Said: I assume all devils carry pitch forks.
Am I right, Steve?

Response: Te he he he. Who are you calling a devil? They say I am THE devil.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demonology

 

[toggleswitch]

Everyone likes to munch on Cookies.

Queen Cookie? LOL LOL LOL

I do declare! I meant Queen Coffee!

I think we'd have to give VEG that one. Veg are you willing?

 

[veg-o-matic]

Oh, I'm always willing! Just wish I knew what the hell you were talking about!

veg

P.S. Silver, grey, "Platinum", they're all fine. 'Course, in a couple of weeks, the hair will be Tempting Taffy.

 

[toggleswitch]

Gaylord rules!

VEG:

Can we give you the title of Queen Cookie, since you like the cookie jar?

PS what color is Tempting Taffy?