Remember!!!
Jon, Now imagine how I feel, I more than old enough to be your dad, AND, gracious enough to be a GRANDAD....Your only a nipper yet...and with a Miele, so you`ve already aspired to one of life BIG goals...LOL
Seamus...nothing but a "Scouse Kiss" for your cheek...you are old when you remember, Crossroads, The Big Valley and Franny Craddock....
A few friends went out in the summer for drinks in town after the races and went to a local club, hadnt been for a while so was asked to sign up for membership....A young gum chewing, no eye contact, Goth took our details...Date of Birth....13/7/59, one said...DOB she muttered again...13/7/59...FIFTY NINE she shouted...FIFTY NINE..GOD YOURE DEAD OLD YOU LOT ARNT YOU!!!!!
The other extreme was when we where on a fantastic cruise around the Caribbean isles, the ship had stopped at Domenica and after spending a few hours on land we where all getting back on board, up the steps went a fiesty mature lady, it was very windy and we where all holding on to the guide ropes, she held on to only one rope and her hat with the other hand...the gangplank was rocking and everyone was shouting for her to "Use Both Hands" on the ropes...a big gust of wind came and her dress ended up around her shoulders and covering her face at one point...Shrieks and Gasps from the quayside....The Lady managed to compose herself and shouted to the purser...."Honey, Everything you can see its Eighty Years Old...BUT THE HATS BRAN NU.......priceless!!!
Mike, going for his Horlicks!!!