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Hi all,

So, I've seen several threads on here over the years in the archives about what people consider to be the best-sounding washer. I have my personal favorite (Whirlpool/Kenmore belt drive machines from the 80's and before), but just for fun, what is the washer that grinds y'all's gears the very most in terms of noise? I was thinking about this earlier this morning while running a load of laundry and my wife was sleeping in. The laundry closet is right outside the bedroom and she slept right through the washer running.

I've had three machines in this apartment since we moved here: the 2016 VMW Whirlpool, the 1984 Maytag helical drive, and the 2005 Whirlpool direct drive, which is what I have now. As far as least irritating in a small space, I'd have to say that goes to the Maytag. It just hummed along in the background with no startling, sudden sounds or fuss. One could watch TV or even sleep without any disturbance from that washer. It just did its thing. In second place would be my current DD washer. Yeah the thumping agitation sound can sometimes be a bit much, but it's still just a more background noise than not. I think it's the lack of electronic sounds that keeps it in that category, which leads me to...

Jeez oh Pete the VMW washer was sooo annoying to me especially in a one bedroom apartment. I don't think it would bother someone in a large house or even a larger apartment than mine, where you can get away from it, but with it being in such close proximity, it drove me crazy. I don't know how anyone can deal with that whomp...whomp...whomp! agitation sound of the motor reversing, or that horrible coughing pump, or the loud clacks it sometimes makes while checking for spin balance. Even my wife noticed and she doesn't really pay attention to such things. When we first got it she said something like "holy crap that washer sounds different. It sounds like a walking robot." Some people say these machines are loud, and I wouldn't necessarily say that. They just sound so drastically different, like tinny electronic metal, that they just don't blend into the background. They're extremely noticeable when running. I don't think it's that I feel like all modern washers sound horrible. My dad has a Maytag Bravos washer from 2011 that doesn't sound that way. It's still more electronic-sounding, but it's a heck of a lot quieter. Different drive design maybe? I also don't mind the sounds of most front loaders, in fact they are mostly extremely quiet and I would probably have one if I didn't have concerns about it fitting in my space.

So, what do you guys think? What washer, in terms of noise, do you hate the most? This can be either vintage or modern.

Ryne
 
Ha, this is fun

GE hyrdrowaves did sound pretty bad, all the creaking and the pump was so loud! My MIL had one and hated the sounds of it.

Whirlpool in general is annoying. The calypso and early duets were actually decent and quiet. Out of the whirlpool family, kitchen Aid were the best sounding machines.

My favorite is mid 90’s Maytag dependable care and early Neptune!
 
Probably an unpopular opinion but I hated the noise of the Kenmores from the late 50s through the mid 60's. We had a 1958 Lady Kenmore and a 1966 middle of the line model that my parents bought at a Sears "scratch and dent" outlet in 1969 (apparently they sold older models that weren't scratched or damaged along with the more current ones). There was something about that high pitched whine while agitating that annoyed me. And we won't even go into the that ridiculous unbalance buzzer that literally scared the daylights out of me. Seemed like that buzzer went off on almost every load no matter how carefully it was loaded. I much preferred the lower pitched mechanical and rhythmic noise of our GE once we finally switched from Sears laundry, although that tub brake at the end of each spin could wake the dead...
 
"...although that tub brake at the end of each spin could wake the dead"

Yes, I agree, the GE FF brake was jarring. I wonder if GE did that on purpose to be a built in end of cycle indicator. After the washe=time to add fabric softener, after the 2nd spin= to for dryer.

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In the 90s, whirlpool experimented with a pulse/reversing motor for their transmissionless washers. They had a portable model I bought and quickly returned and they made a 24", plastic top model I tried that did the same thing.
It was SO ANNOYING. Beside the awkward sound. IT would make the rooms lights flash because the washer was constantly creating a power surge with each pulse.
 
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That Whirlpool portable washer you bought in the 90’s was a very early version of the VMW design and while they were built slightly better, they were quite obnoxious in operation and even the never VMW washers can be a bit obnoxious while in operation as well.
 
Newer GE “skinny mini” type

We spent a week at a resort recently. The suite was outfitted with a newer General Electric compact washer with attached upper dryer. Sort of a skinny-mini type unit.
I thank the dear Lord we don’t own that thing.
It was very useful when we got back from the beach but that BANG BANG BANG noise it makes during the wash cycle was completely unacceptable. I am not picky and expect machines to make noise, but had I owned that thing I would have hauled it out to the trash.
This was NOT an unbalanced spin load. It bangs cyclically during agitation.
Is GE’s R&D going down the toilet under its new ownership?
 
Oh yes, I remember the "clack clack" of the filter flow break quite well. My dad and stepmom had one for many years before it was replaced with the Bravos in 2011. My bedroom was right above the laundry room and even with the door closed, I knew when my laundry was done. I thought the fill was quite loud as well, but somehow not obnoxious. It just meant someone was doing laundry.

I remember every filter flow I was around as a child sounded just a tiny bit different from my dad's and from each other. For instance, some had a louder clunk when engaging into agitation, like when the tub locked down. Others had the spin chatter while some didn't. It's the same thing as all Whirlpools sounding just a touch different from each other, both belt drive and direct drive.

@angus, my grandma on my dad's side had one of those Kenmores (replaced in the mid-90's by a Maytag DC unit) that disengaged if the load was out of balance and just buzzed loudly. The washer was in the kitchen, so it would sound throughout the house if that happened, which as you said it did often. For the most part though, I enjoyed the belt drive machines.
 
My mom got the next to TOL Maytag Dependable Care pair in 1995. I almost hurled with a wretched stomach when I heard that thing begin agitation. First was the familiar Maytag motor wonderfully humming away wanting to yield into that pleasant trance-inducing hum. But then I heard IT. That fast agitation coupled with the agitator fins at the top of the agitator with that incipid quick water swishing sound. I've tried forcing the thought and image of a baby chick's "cheep cheep cheep" sound but always end up conjuring up a sound generating thought emasculated, rapidly sashaying individual down the boulevard.
 
Appliance execution

True story:
I once worked for a very-well-known stereo manufacturer. We had marketed an in-dash CD player for the car, the first of its kind.
In my opinion, and the opinion of many other - it was not a good unit. Skipped an awful lot.
One dissatisfied customer, having been through service too many times, sent us a video.
In this video he marched the CD player to a tree stump. He blindfolded the CD player and proceeded to shoot the thing to pieces with a rifle.
I am not absolutely certain about this, but I believe our response was, “Such behaviors void your warranty”. If that indeed occured it would have been the perfect response.
 
Thankfully I haven’t really found any kind of appliance that I don’t really like unless it sounds really surprisingly cheap and plasticky and crappy, is it just eww although honestly a close second is my mums Washing machine and LG Toploader, I’ve never really been a fan of How its been programmed, As it does really like quick three minute just to wash cycle it probably wouldn’t even let powder detergent dissolve properly, who the hell only let them machine spend three minutes just washing? Am I figured you can’t really get anything clean with just three minutes unless using hot water
 
I know it says "washer" but I think we can all agree:
something bagless, it's filters plugged, It cost about $70 to buy new, it's making an irritating ear drum piercing sound akin to a rooten tooth in your mouth, and it's being used by an unfortunate individual whom has NO CLUE how to clean the filters and maintain this disposible p.o......

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@bradfordwhite

Is this a bagless vacuum? If so, we had one before I got my robot vacuum and yes, it was soooo loud! And I did clean the filters often, but it just never did as good a job as a bagged unit would. The robot vac I have now does a respectable job certainly, but I had to buy a hand-held dust buster to get into the areas it just won't reach, i.e., tight corners and such.
 
That reminds me, the most irritating sound I have ever heard

Is when there is a vacuum with dirt caught on the fan and it sounds like a turboprop trying to take off in the living room and you can hear the thing trying to vibrate it self to death like a jigsaw with a lead weight attached

AND IT’S FROM MY MUMS BOSCH BAGGED VACUUM CLEANER (she used bags that weren’t suited for her machine and let the dust fly through it, we haven’t turned that on in months and I want to take it apart just so I can clean out the motor
 
Whirlpool VMW/many other HE TLs sound like $10 food choppers

I also don't like the pulsating fill of my LG-made Kenmore FL. On-off-on-off-on-off in rapid succession. Why not just fill once & be done with it? I had to buy hammer arrestors within the first week of owning this washer. I also.don't like the pump sound, it sounds obnoxious, almost like a "souped-up" Acura Integra or something. Vvvvvwrrrrrrraaaaaaahhhhrrrrrraaaaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwwwwppp!
 

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