I refer to myself as The Gray Haired Geek at my four-times-a-year Computer Clinic fundraiser at church and when working on computers from home. The definitive gray haired animal is a wolf so a Google search for "geek wolf" netted an anthropomorphic cartoon lupine cradling a laptop and adjusting his Adam Savage-inspired horn rims (species: Canis Hypernerdus). Never one to cheat the artist out of his bread and butter, I paid the fee for a watermark-free image which I tweaked in GIMP as illustrated, including the t-shirt I wear at the Computer Clinic. Well, not the same shirt. Wolf hair in the lint filter, you understand.
The only remaining burning question: Make him look even more like me with a pair of khakis modeled after my own Dickies cargo slacks or preserve the time-honored naked-from-waist-down look pioneered by Donald Duck?
Help me out, World!
