Perhaps you'd like me to fix your hair?

[mixfinder]

There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror,
and
noticed she had only three hairs on her head.

"Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today."

So she did and she had a wonderful day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had
only
two hairs on her head.

"H-m-m, " she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle
today."

So she did and she had a grand day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had
only one hair on her head.

"Well," she said, "Today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony
tail."

So she did and she had a fun, fun day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there
wasn't a single hair on her head.

"YEAH!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair
today!"

Attitude is everything.

Kelly

 

[kevinpreston8]

The only problem is...

Kelly you look sharp with no hair. My receding hairline looks terrible and I look like a character from Deliverance with my head shaved.

They don't cover that territory in the story!!!!

 

[brettsomers]

yes, quite lovely.

 

[veg-o-matic]

AND he flies First Class!

veg

 

[peterh770]

But he's traveling with bedhead!

 

[kevinpreston8]

At least you can HAVE bedhead!