Now I know what's missing from my laundry attire: a smart red suit and a pair of green shoes to wear when I go help wash in a conventional washer and no ugly apron like my grandmothers wore to cover the smart clothes, either. Maybe sister-in-law was going shopping and came by for a list. They sure look happy. Is it the money they are getting for doing the Maytag ad or have they both escaped pregnancy for another month? How could life be any fun when you only washed one day a week and then had to iron most of it?